Poll

You wake up one morning with a baby between your legs. You:

Scream
5 (20%)
Cry
0 (0%)
Cheer
0 (0%)
Wonder
6 (24%)
Go back to bed
3 (12%)
Preheat the oven
11 (44%)

Total Members Voted: 25

Author Topic: Random Question  (Read 740 times)

A question that my friend asked me that I thought was postable. I am eager to see the results.


That depends; Is it a baby giraffe?

Well, I know it's not mine, I don't necessarily want children, loveual activities aren't at the top of my Things to do when I'm married list.

loveual activities aren't at the top of my Things to do when I'm married list.

No one will marry you.



Yes I will!
Mmmkay, I'll pay for the wedding because I feel nice today.

Mmmkay, I'll pay for the wedding because I feel nice today.
As captain of the submarine Awesometasitus, I will perform the ceremony.

As captain of the submarine Awesometasitus, I will perform the ceremony.
Paint your submarine yellow and then we'll talk

Paint your submarine yellow and then we'll talk
Why, do you perceive me as daft? No self respecting captain would ever captain a submarine that was not already yellow!

Why, do you perceive me as daft? No self respecting captain would ever captain a submarine that was not already yellow!
Can it fly away from blue tyrants?



give it up to adoption as i have a snake and the baby is not mine.