Christianity - Postitive replies only

[ßoltster]

/anecdotes
I'll get you next time and your silly dog too.

no really your humor is horrible. dont even

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[indyjones]

I came from a bacterial organism... Suck it!  Seriously though, alot of those scientific theories are just bs.

[Menen]

Im a very devoted Derpist, and this thread offends me :C

[yuki]

alot of those scientific theories are just bs.

Theories are not guesses. They're not some guy smoking a bowl and saying "HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT". Theories are backed by research and evidence, theories are backed using the scientific method. Gravity, for example, is a theory. We understand that it works, we vaguely know how it works, but we don't absolutely know 100% for sure how it works. The same is essentially true for other theories, like evolution.

[TheArmyGuy]

Well, let us talk positively about Christianity!
Christianity is for believing people that fail to see reasoning in life :D
Actually it is just a prechewed philosophy of life :)
But I won't talk negatively about it eh ;)

[Bisjac]

well a fact has to be something tested and recreated to be proven.

gravity isnt something you can do that to lol. we cannot just build a planetary body large enough to create its own pull.

[Clone v.117]

Oh wow. Explain how an omnipotent old man in the sky who created everything is a better explanation, if you please.

2 things.
1 i never even said i was christian

2. the old man in the sky and most likely everything you think you know about Christianity is pure bullstuff that is created by the media
think about it, shows like family guy and the simpsons and all that stuff are like oh yeah its some old guy on a cloud. nowhere in the bible does it even suggest anything like that or anything else you think you know, god doesn't even have a physical body, everything you know does not come from christianity its made up by atheists. and btw in case you dint know, christians have nothing to do with christmas, infact they are against it because god said not to celebrate any feasts other than the ones he decided AND the fact that jesus was born in september.

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Thank you, starfishs of Blockland. I thought my prediction was going to be wrong for a moment there.

[ßoltster]

Thank you, starfishs of Blockland. I thought my prediction was going to be wrong for a moment there.

Get over it dumbass.

Anyone who asks for only positive replies deserves exactly what they get

[skill4life]

hey guys what's going on in this thr- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOLLY GOSH.

[Ningyou]

the fact that jesus was born in september.

I just Googled that and up till now I got four different dates of birth.

[Clone v.117]

I just Googled that and up till now I got four different dates of birth.

there isnt an exact date but it has been worked out by calculating things like shepherds being out at a certain time and the seasons and stages of the moon and all that stuff (takes forever to explain) but the fact is he wasnt born on the 25th of december

[Blockoman]

i was raised evangelical christian. went through confirmation and did the church thing every sunday.
then when i moved out i stopped doing it. i never prayed, i never read the bible again, i never went to church.

my life didnt get any worse.

then i stopped believing in god all together. as being out of the habbit of being told he exists; it just kind of happened.

my life didnt get any worse.

then i got very greedy in life. extremely selfish. i decided i would group certain people as "below me"
then began treating those people like stuff.

my life didnt get any worse.

then i sinned my ass off. i poisoned my body tons, i didnt respect woman, i didnt respect the sanctity of other marriages, i didnt respect other people's personal beliefs or teachings.

my life didnt get any worse.

i take advantage of people on a daily basis to earn money, and use loopholes that make it legal. i lie on taxes. i watch with a grin on my face as others in my league fail doing what i do while i succeed further.

my life didnt get any worse.

and i am very happy with how things are going :)
i will never give to charity or help the less fortunate. and life is just fine.

god dosnt exist. but im sure a god would hate me :D

When you're 70, you're going to look back on your life and regret many of those things. Not being atheist, but those other things... you have a sad life.

If God is real, he's a total loving starfish for giving us stupid pointless stuff like ants, mosquitoes, Justin Bieber, and allergies.

I'm not supporting God, but ants and mosquitoes are necessary for lots of ecosystems and keeping the environment in balance, some allergies are actually made worse by our clean environments, and Justin Bieber is simply a bad singer for tween girls.
I know you weren't entirely serious, but you could have at least blamed war or destruction.

[Freeze]

I had a thought a few days ago. What if Reincarnation + Time Travel. One person is everyone. This would result in me being you and you being me. I am Badspot as well but he's me. I am also your mother and father.

And don't forget your Uncle Jim.

[Chriz]

I had a thought a few days ago. What if Reincarnation + Time Travel. One person is everyone. This would result in me being you and you being me. I am Badspot as well but he's me. I am also your mother and father.

And don't forget your Uncle Jim.

I don't have an uncle by such a name.