I am the only one who chuckled at the title?
In case you don't get it, I found the humor in the "two ___, one____"
He's new, so don't make fun of him. Noobishness is not measured by their grammar, BL_ID, way of typing and expressing themselves, or age.
On topic: Maybe use 1x5x(number) bricks instead of 1x4's, and also spend quite a bit more time on it. You still have a good idea, though. Keep it up!