>May 23rd
>chillin' on the computer
>hear tornado warning
>"Aw, stuff. Just another tornado. Probably won't hit us."
>look at path prediction
>JESUS CHRIST WE'RE IN THE DANGER ZONE, GET IN THE loving BATH TUB
>hide in bath tub
>life flashes before eyes
>tornado passes just around us really loving close, doing no harm to our property
>OH stuffSACKS GAHHHHH
>tornado gone
>get back on computer