Author Topic: Monster Energy Drink  (Read 4819 times)

Monster is the only energy drink that doesn't make me crash.

And it tastes nummy.
Nummy?

the first energy drink i had was a red bull at a skate rink
it tasted like piss
err
what i assume piss would taste like


Never had one.
amicoolyet?
Same :D
Join the cool kids club! :D
losers
monster is for cool kids. if you don't drink it ,you're not cool.
noooooooooooobs



I think I'll stick to my old fashioned coffee.

YES. WHAT KIND OF POT DO YOU HAVE SIR?

I enjoy the taste, Well to be honest I have had so many it just doesn't keep me awake.

And when I say I have had a lot of them, i mean like 100+



losers
monster is for cool kids. if you don't drink it ,you're not cool.
noooooooooooobs

If you drink monster you are drinking bull sperm.
HAVE FUN HAVING loving BULL BABIES.

YES. WHAT KIND OF POT DO YOU HAVE SIR?

Well, it looks like this:


It beeps and it makes both coffee and espresso.

If you drink monster you are drinking bull sperm.
HAVE FUN HAVING loving BULL BABIES.
Red bull?


I've never had a monster but the smell is disgusting, I like the flavored NOS though. The fruit punch one tastes like haiiwain punch


only time i ever drink these is when one of my friends has one and i want some

I DRINK MY OWN SEMEN. MAKING ME MORE OF A MAN BECAUSE IM NOT ONLY A MAN. IM A MAN WITH HUNDREDS OF TINY MEN INSIDE OF ME.