ONE BAD FROG

[Iban]

I've been seeing a frog on my porch at the very top by the ceiling, staring at the light, every day for a week now. For the first time I went outside at night and saw him perched on the window frame. It occured to me this badass motherforgeter has been keeping the bugs off my lamp and off my porch for that entire time. I love him.


Picture of said badass. Look at him staring me down like I ain't even stuff.

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

Eat him.

[Texan101]

I sense it's ceramic.

[Iban]

Eat him.

Mon Dieu!

[Stocking]

Mon Dieu!

Forget it, he's mine.

[Iban]

Forget it, he's mine.

Bitch, I will chop you up and make General Tso's out of you if you touch my frog.

[masterockets]

Put frog on head, never worry about flies flying into your face

[Frostbyte]

Any names for him?

[Texan101]

Any names for him?

Frogstastic?

[Stocking]

Bitch, I will chop you up and make General Tso's out of you if you touch my frog.

Already found a recipe, and your frog. I'm already heating garlic, butter, and parsley in the sautee pan at medium-high.

[Lørd Tøny]

He isn't badass until he has a La Moustache.

[patton360]

Any names for him?

waspanator.

serch on google lol

[Ector]

Look at that badass motherforgeter. You think he gives a stuff about you? He's eating insects because they are blocking his view. He owns the loving place and his word is law.

[Iban]

Already found a recipe, and your frog. I'm already heating garlic, butter, and parsley in the sautee pan at medium-high.

[Sonicfangirl11]

I wish my cat would be as badass as that frog.


Then again, all she does is go out and get pregnant by many, many cats.

:c