Author Topic: My ballz D:  (Read 771 times)

Today a damn soccer ball hit me in my balls really hard at school D:

Not a average topic you see everyday.


That wasn't nice of it.

Not a average topic you see everyday.
That is a completely inaccurate statement.

My testicles are bleeding!


Better a soccer ball than a speeding cricket ball. Them things hurt.

I had a Spaldeen hit me in the eye at lunch today D:

Once I threw a dodgeball and it hit another kid in the balls.

I giggled.

This remind me of HELP MY snake IS BLEEDING!1!1!1!11

one of my friends kicked me in the balls almost as hard as he could this morning because I threw a piece of poptart at his face

he's black

My short friend epically nut shotted my tall friend today.

It was funny.

So he was masturbating with a soccer ball and...

You get the rest of the joke.

Personal problems such as these should not be allowed in off topic.