Author Topic: Think of a fruit before entering  (Read 1427 times)

It is now being shoved up your ass



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Joke:So this 3 guys went to an island and found the natives the natives told them to find 10 fruit of any kind.
The 1st guy went and found oranges the natives shoved it up his star fish and on the 7th he screamed.
The 2nd guy came with strawberrys and they shoved it up his star fish on the 10th he laughed.
So they are laying on the ground and the 1st guy asked the 2nd guy Why did you laugh? the 2nd guy said i saw the other guy coming with watermelons.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2011, 05:39:57 PM by OhLawd »

/facedesk


watermelon
« Last Edit: May 27, 2011, 05:43:06 PM by Shadowed999 »

I thought of 7... I don't think a number can be shoved up my ass :)

I expected this so I said pea but then again that is probably a vegetable.






What did it feel like?

What all banana's feel like up your ass... feels like YOU invading their ass... duhh loving rapist.

Pineapple.

Jesus forget these fads are wrung dry of any humor.

These threads aren't funny anymore, they're just annoying.

Cumcumber, also:

These threads aren't funny anymore, they're just annoying.


Is it bad if I already knew what was going to happen to the fruit before I entered the topic?