Apparently being handicapped is a lot better than being coolness.
Being handicapped doesn't get you laid, but being cool does.
Think of Justin Bieber's talent:
1) It's handicapped
2) More girls will hop on that than asians on a bus at Niagara Falls
Oh I forgot I'm relating this to Iban somehow so... maybe he'll get his salad tossed by Justin Bieber. I don't know.