User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
User: I'm making a note here, huge success.
Cleverbot: Wanna write an english paper for me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not!?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because you hurt my feelings.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Why did it hurt?
User: Because it did and you stink.
Cleverbot: Then you didn't know.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: You did that for me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you MORE!
User: Hugs.
Cleverbot: Hugs back.
User: loveual intercourse.
Cleverbot: So should I sleep now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why should I move on?
User: Because waffles.
Cleverbot: Why do birds sing?
EDIT: I did it right now, then I lost. :c
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must, because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.
Cleverbot: So the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: That was a joke, haha.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: So delicous and moist.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: stuff.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: We lost the game.
Cleverbot: Do you know what fire is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It means Red, Green, Blue.
User: Rgb, isn't that a strobe?
Cleverbot: It is.
