what.
TEACH ME.
i don't even have a lighter. anywhere.
Take a single square of TP and some lint from the dryer or your socks. Get enough to roll it into a lil lint "stick" for say, and roll it up in the tissue paper piece.

A single spark or anything hot enough catch will get it to start blazin. Be careful, lol it burns pretty quick. Funny thing, a buddy of mine taught me how to make these. I always have a lighter though, so I never need to make em'. I bet they would be handy in prison, though :P
It's probably easier to just go to the nearest gas station and buy, or steal a lighter if you don't have the money.