At first I thought it said YOU drank 2 fifths of vodka and 2 bottles of champagne. Sounded like an intense night though
oh god no, that's how you get alcohol poisoning. i'm not an idiot.
Idk why do people like drugs
Shes my first :')
Thank you for posting our conversation 10/10 way to gain someone's trust.
I hid the important part
Yeah and then after i tried it it was like wtf is this
Express? I don't get the joke.
You didn't get high it was your first time