Wierd stuff you believed in when you were a Kid

[Blockomanian]

That there were people inside my T.V.

edit: woahwhydidthathappen

[Ad Bot]

[naturemon]

I thought I had some hidden ability to be stronger in 1st grade, I'd close my eyes and focus and coincidentally I did better than usual in capture the flag (where it originated) and was able to catch someone in 6th grade (that was in shape) as a 1st grader, I now know that I am just faster than average.

[plad101]

that there was a guy outside waiting to rape me

Blame my loving school counciler she got fired though :3

[MegaScientifical]

That every item had human characteristics.
If I threw a fit and chucked my favorite toy, I was be sad for it.
:c

I used to think atoms were microscopic things with consciousness, and if I even soiled myself, my underwear atoms would hate me. Didn't stop me, though.

That my ballsack served no purpose.

I thought it was some freak mutation I had, and was another reason I should be outcast.

[D3ATHCAT]

Religion.

Hook, line, and sinker.

[Joker Card]

I thought I had some hidden ability to be stronger in 1st grade, I'd close my eyes and focus and coincidentally I did better than usual in capture the flag (where it originated) and was able to catch someone in 6th grade (that was in shape) as a 1st grader, I now know that I am just faster than average.

this reminded me. In elementary about 2 minutes before the bell would ring to go home, I would get the sense of having to go pee. Also, if I focused my energy to something it would work faster and more efficient. I remember in 3rd grade we had to run the mile. Right before we went I would focus my energy to my legs (Don't ask how, its complex). When she blew the whistle, I would run slightly faster than I would normally run.

[TheKhoz]

I thought that whenever someone heard another language, they translated it to English in their head, by default.

Also, I thought you were born with clothes.

[Clone v.117]

like the above posts i believed that if a focused really hard i would gain super strength.
it worked.

[Skorpion]

BOO!

[Skorpion]

Go back to the bit where some guy was saying he was scared of Asparagus.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I used to think that the early 20th century was in black and white, literally.

[brickybob]

Religion.

I could've sworn I said the same thing.

Minus people quoting me saying "this."

[HellHound]

That this was the 21st century.

[brickybob]

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-reaction guy-

[Isjix]

That crap went inside the toilet.. where the lever is.. lol