Author Topic: Wierd stuff you believed in when you were a Kid  (Read 16636 times)




That every item had human characteristics.
If I threw a fit and chucked my favorite toy, I was be sad for it.
:c


That every item had human characteristics.
If I threw a fit and chucked my favorite toy, I was be sad for it.
:c

Oh my god I did the same thing! I was a little packrat because I thought that my toys would be upset if I threw them away. :C

That girls suck. I can't live without women now.

I thought the vagina was a weird snake-like thing with a huge cap of pink flesh on the end that had a tiny hole in it that stretched...and it stuck out from underneath the ass, like a backwards richard.

I thought the vagina was a weird snake-like thing with a huge cap of pink flesh on the end that had a tiny hole in it that stretched...and it stuck out from underneath the ass, like a backwards richard.

You lost me at "snake-like thing"
._.

I thought the vagina was a weird snake-like thing with a huge cap of pink flesh on the end that had a tiny hole in it that stretched...and it stuck out from underneath the ass, like a backwards richard.
I thought the vagina was a little hill on the beach the spurts out stuff. Coulda sworn I saw it on Jackass.



That my ballsack served no purpose.

I learned pretty early that womans didn't have snakees.
I was still trying to figure out how that one worked. Thought it was just skin, and they "went" from their star fishes.
._.