I believed that all girls had a snake until I was 4
I've been afraid of statues for a while now because of this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwmJSfydILA
I thought the sun followed me around
That every item had human characteristics.If I threw a fit and chucked my favorite toy, I was be sad for it.:c
I thought the vagina was a weird snake-like thing with a huge cap of pink flesh on the end that had a tiny hole in it that stretched...and it stuck out from underneath the ass, like a backwards richard.
Religion.
That my ballsack served no purpose.