Wierd stuff you believed in when you were a Kid

[Deus Ex]

In 4th grade, I thought cooties were a genetically engineered bacteria used to prevent under-age mating.

[Ad Bot]

[Dr.Block]

Oh, I also thought that if lightning struck while I was taking a stuff, it would come up through the toilet and kill me.

[Kovita]

Oh, I also thought that if lightning struck while I was taking a stuff, it would come up through the toilet and kill me.

>_>

[Tom Gunn]

Santa, he was weird.

I mean, who would want some fat red colored hobo climbing down your chimney, with the motive of giving you presents but not letting you know what it is.

[AGT]

In 4th grade, I thought cooties were a genetically engineered bacteria used to prevent under-age mating.

First it was cooties

then it was jerking off in a girls face and shooting off your load into a girls face

how does that happen

[deadpossom]

I believed there was a ghost cat haunting my basement.
There wasn't. :(

But some guy did die a day after he planted a crabapple tree in my backyard.
He died in my loving room.

[MegaScientifical]

But some guy did die a day after he planted a crabapple tree in my backyard.
He died in my loving room.

... What?

[Dr.Block]

And this one time, I saw my brother looking through some folders on a computer and I thought that was the internet.

[Kovita]

I believed that God existed.

[deadpossom]

... What?

The owner before me, I guess he was old or sick or something.

[Dr.Block]

There was also a short time at a young age when I believed in this giant light bulb monster that would hide in my room, and whenever I went in there I had to turn on the lights really fast or else it would jump out.

I also thought for a while that if I didn't do what my mom said Satan would come out of the ground and drag me to Hell.

I have an alarming amount of these...

[HellHound]

One thing that I still fear/belive is the dark.
When I go into the bathroom at night, I look away from the window and then I turn the lights on.

loving horror movie cliches.

[Dr.Block]

For a while I believed that all bees (and wasps and hornets) were killer bees.

[HellHound]

For a while I believed that all bees (and wasps and hornets) were killer bees.

The only purpouse of wasps is to purge the entire universe of everything else until they remain only.

[mod-man]

I believed that one day everyone would disappear and giant stuff monsters would come out of the woods and eat me