Author Topic: Wierd stuff you believed in when you were a Kid (Read 16680 times)

MegaScientifical · May 31, 2011, 07:06:37 PM

I remember hearing Edd from Ed, Edd, and Eddy asking "Are Mom's girls?" and for the longest time, I questioned that myself.

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man of smart · May 31, 2011, 07:07:39 PM

Thought girls had richards, then that they pissed from their belly buttons.

MegaScientifical · May 31, 2011, 07:08:36 PM

I thought babies came out the butt forever.

SkullCandy · May 31, 2011, 07:08:50 PM

Quote from: MegaScientifical on May 31, 2011, 07:08:36 PM

I thought babies came out the butt forever.

Quote from: carolcat on May 31, 2011, 07:00:17 PM

I also thought that kissing people on the lips would get you pregnant :u

Quote from: Nepthan on May 31, 2011, 06:59:12 PM

chapstick = candy

same for me, and I thought that any piece candy that has a crack in it or an odd shape would kill you.

Riot · May 31, 2011, 07:20:00 PM

Quote from: LordCutlerBeckett on May 31, 2011, 07:05:48 PM

I thought you transferred spit to get someone pregnant (as in, the sperm was in your saliva and you kissed a girl and transferred the spit into her egg, which was in her stomach).

That's about as complicated as Aristotle's theory of male/female birth chances.

Nikki · May 31, 2011, 07:22:06 PM

I thought you asked God to have a kid and you'd get a baby. I was such a Christian back then.

Clone v.117 · May 31, 2011, 07:28:27 PM

Quote from: Sonicfangirl11 on May 31, 2011, 07:06:19 PM

I also thought candy would give me a disease and kill me.

Until I had my first lollipop of course...

did you died?

also i thought girls peed out there asses and that girls could read minds so id always be careful about what im thinking

TheScout · May 31, 2011, 07:30:48 PM

Used to believe this ghost went around taking kids that had their feet sticking out of the blankets.
I fo not believe that, but keep my feet in anyhow

Joker Card · May 31, 2011, 07:31:28 PM

If you came in a girls mouth, she would get pregnant. Yes, I thought this when I was in 5th grade.

MegaScientifical · May 31, 2011, 07:36:19 PM

Quote from: Joker Card on May 31, 2011, 07:31:28 PM

If you came in a girls mouth, she would get pregnant. Yes, I thought this when I was in 5th grade.

I seriously didn't expect you'd stick around the forums this long. I'm being serious, why are you still here?

HellHound · May 31, 2011, 07:37:03 PM

I thought that before you were born, your parents and god would do a "Build-a-Bear" thing with you.

Rainbow · May 31, 2011, 07:37:36 PM

I believed worms tasted good.

Headshot · May 31, 2011, 07:37:52 PM

My dad's friend gave me a dirt clod and told me it was a sand cookie.
I ate it.

MegaScientifical · May 31, 2011, 07:39:52 PM

Quote from: Headshot on May 31, 2011, 07:37:52 PM

My dad's friend gave me a dirt clod and told me it was a sand cookie.
I ate it.

Doesn't qualify.

Masturbating is okay.

J MASTER · May 31, 2011, 07:40:06 PM

I believed in a god and ghosts and crap... I thought they were under my bed.
Hahahahahahaha.