I take off my headphones slowly and cautiously to go get something out of the fridge, and all of a sudden I hear a SNAP! and pain on the side of my head.

They loving broke. I've gone through what, 3 pairs of these? I touch my head and look at my fingers. My fingers are covered with blood.
I have a final pair with a mic that does not work, but I have to use the old pair as a desktop microphone.
If you think I am the cause of this, simply look at this and look at the feedback -
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826193029Multiple reports of discomfort, snapping, and headset fault.