2:30am dog wakes me up

[USSN GHOST-1]

My psp will only let me type so much - so ill type all of it



I was sleeping

then the dog barks
And i tell him to shut up im sleeping he keeps barking..
so i get up and the
other dog is barking out side
i opened the door
and the black dog runs out and allmost made me fall
i call them both and thay take off running into the woods so i call them some more thay don't come so i wait...
then i hear  woof <Yelping>
so i Run back in side and put my pants on the run to the door
and one of them was standing there...
so i step out side and the Black dog comes runing and about made me fall when he ran in side...
hes black so you cant see him coming damn ninja dog..
 
btw i live in the woods so theres bears and wolfs and stuff..

Im going to go down there in a little bit to see wtf happen or if theres any blood.

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so i run back inside
and put my pants on

Always put your pants on first or a wolf, bear or goblin will tear your snake off.

[USSN GHOST-1]

Always put your pants on first or a wolf, bear or goblin will tear your snake off.

O_O talk about a bad day

[Cybertails1998]

flail your arms like a tard

[USSN GHOST-1]

flail your arms like a tard

oh so the goblin will come eat me

[Cybertails1998]

oh so the goblin will come eat me

not like that you handicap

besides goblins don't exist

[USSN GHOST-1]

not like that you handicap

besides goblins don't exist

or do thay O_o

(-dun dunn dunnn-)

[Juicy Drop Pop]

put some ice-cream in a rocket launcher and fire it at any goblins you might see, but watch out for the leprachauns (if that's spelt right) cos they take two shots

[Lørd Tøny]

not like that you handicap

besides goblins don't exist

Who are you to say goblins don't exist?

[Stocking]

not like that you handicap

besides goblins don't exist

Yeah they do.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

My story is different. Get waken up at the same time...
Smell dog stuff...
Look on the floor...
See dog stuff...
Start yelling at dog...
Parents get pissed...
I get up and walk over dog stuff...
Go to my door... (which is around a small corner)
Step in stuff...
Enraged with fury, kick the dog... (sorry you animal cruelty freaks)
I then proceed to take a shower...
Go downstairs...
Make a sandwich...
Start eating the sandwich...
Then started to write this post after I laughed my ass off from what bad luck you had

All of the above is true and happened in a 10 minute time frame.

Edit:

On the poll you better put me.

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My story is different. Get waken up at the same time...
Smell dog stuff...
Look on the floor...
See dog stuff...
Start yelling at dog...
Parents get pissed...
I get up and walk over dog stuff...
Go to my door... (which is around a small corner)
Step in stuff...
Enraged with fury, kick the dog... (sorry you animal cruelty freaks)
I then proceed to take a shower...
Go downstairs...
Make a sandwich...
Start eating the sandwich...
Then started to write this post after I laughed my ass off from what bad luck you had

All of the above is true and happened in a 10 minute time frame.

Edit:

On the poll you better put me.

You kick the dog while there is stuff on your feet? You are a sick bastard.

[man of smart]

You kick the dog while there is stuff on your feet? You are a sick bastard.

I've seen a dog eat it's own stuff before.

[Lørd Tøny]

I've seen a dog eat it's own stuff before.

This is irrelevant.

[Sabbin]

-snip-

Smell dog stuff...
Look on the floor...
See dog stuff...
Start yelling at dog...
Parents get pissed...
I get up and walk over dog stuff...
Go to my door... (which is around a small corner)
Step in stuff...
Enraged with fury, kick the dog... (sorry you animal cruelty freaks)
I then proceed to take a shower...
Step in stuff...
Go downstairs...
Step in stuff...
Make a sandwich...
Step in stuff...
Start eating the sandwich...
Step in stuff...
Then started to write this post after I laughed my ass off from what bad luck you had
Step in stuff...
House filled with stuff.