I'm so tired of my sister. New paragraph added.

[HellHound]

Or he could take a chainsaw to her!
3rd degree murder

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[Timezbrick]

Let's all send Hate Mail to her!!!!1111

[Clone v.117]

all you ned to do is keep yo entrepreneur  hand strong!
if she ever asking for money you entrepreneur  that bitch and get her back on the streets

[Pentium]

Your sister must be a clone of mine :(
Edit: read the post more thorougly, and my sister is nowhere near that bad.

[Frostbyte]

Slap her upside the head when noones looking.

[Timezbrick]

Grab a Box > Write on that Box "School Project DON'T OPEN" > Put that Little Bitch in the box >
Grab some Duck-tape and tape the box > Put the box in the fridge > And shes gone.

[ultimamax]

Ok, Jorici, I have some legit tips.
1. NEVER HIT HER. It will only satisfy you for a bit then you will face severe punishment and be more bitter than before.
2. Be calm and nice. If she sees this as an opportunity to step all over you, let her do it for like a day and when she expects you to act like this every day, become yourself again. This will anger her without you getting caught. She can't say you're being "mean", just different.
3. Gather up all your anger and BLOW UP at your parents. Act like you're the boss, but in a respectful way. Something like "WHAT YOU DON'T REALIZE IS THAT THIS HORRIBLE LITTLE forgetER WON'T GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE IF YOU LET HER LIVE LIKE THIS". They are turning their backs from the future and trying to live in ignorance. Force their eyes open (not literally) and make them change. If you don't, you'll never get anywhere.
Hope I helped!

Also, my sister is pretty cool. Sometimes I'm a richard to her, but I've been trying to be nicer lately.

[Nethog]

Well, my house its pretty quiet.
I mean like, it's so quiet you could hear a mouse fart.

[ultimamax]

This is now a sibling rant thread.

My sister is a dumbass, quite like yours but in different ways. My sister is a legitimate kleptomaniac, she can pick any damn lock, and she does it all to steal whatever is in my wallet, whether it's $1 or $1000. She once took ~$400 that I was saving up for a new computer because the other one, which I'm typing on now, is broken as hell with viruses and old-ness. My mom said "let her have it, she doesn't know any better." She DOES know better, because in her spare time she goes around reading the bible and reciting the commandments like she will someday be the female pope. Not stealing is a commandment, so why does she steal? It makes no sense. She is also favored by my mother, who I live with five days of the week. This sister is unathletic and has no friends, so the only thing she has to do is sit around all day and annoy everyone. If she gets angry, she will take it out on anyone nearby. She threw a brick at my head, but luckily she's about as coordinated as a paralyzed goat. Did I forget to mention that she lets small children have free run of my bedroom very frequently? She lets them have ANYTHING they want if they can find it, AKA why I have no iPod anymore. I swear, I'm going to have to put a lock on my door that can be locked from the outside. She also has no consideration for others. She plays loud, trashy music and sings like a bag of cats being hit with a stick, even when I am trying to sleep, do homework, or have a migraine. She is incredibly narcissistic. Before you say "everyone is a bit narcissistic", let me tell you that she is around a hundred times more narcissistic than anyone you know. She thinks that she is "more beautiful than anyone you know" when she is not even average, and she smells like fish fried in vomit every day. To top this all off, my parents don't want to deal with her stuff, so they just let her do whatever she wants and give her whatever she wants. She is 12, and it's going to be a nightmare when she's an adult, because she seems to be the type who spends all her money on heroin and then pesters relatives for money to support her habit. Either that or she will want to "borrow" money from me regularly and never pay me back. Someone save me...

Trick her into stealing something important of your friends'. If they are a true friend, they won't mind sacrificing it for a bit because there's a 99% chance he'll get it back. When you tell your mom and she doesn't care, pull the "it's my friend's" card. She'll be forced to get it back. Bring it up later after you (hopefully) get it back and have a calm conversation about how it needs to stop, and if she tries to object interrupt her and keep talking, still calm. Also, fill your wallet with a note that says "stop stealing my stuff you forgeter" and leave your wallet in the open. There's no way she won't try to take it. If she complains to your mom, explain that you can't have her stealing your wallet, and she shouldn't've been in it in the first place. In any arguments you get into about her, complain that she took your hard earned money and items. Get mad! Let all your anger out, similarly how I told Jorici to (see my last post). Don't let your parents get mad themselves, but scared that you're acting that way.

[Jorici]

My parents do punish her. It's like a freaking disease. I think she will never change, she has been like this since the day she was born. She is an ungrateful little girl who doesn't realize how lucky she is to live in a middle/upper class community, which offers her a great education and a fun social life. Instead, she throws it all away.

Of course, military academy can change all of that...

[Talent74]

Damn it, Jorici. You need to put her in her place.




The kitchen.

[DrenDran]

From that "she's so dull" paragraph, if that's true and she's older than say, ten years old, she might actually be 'handicapped' in a sense.

[deadpossom]

From that "she's so dull" paragraph, if that's true and she's older than say, ten years old, she might actually be 'handicapped' in a sense.

Yes this, or she might have some kind of attention disorder.
Did you have her tested yet?

[zookuw]

Canada....was?

[Coulmbai]

-snip-

Is you're sisters name abineau?
I know somone exactly like that.
:/