Author Topic: Make cleverbot less clever.  (Read 2786 times)

Pick a word. Now turn on caps lock and go to Cleverbot, and begin spouting that one, caps locked word over and over again.

I used "richardS".

It started speaking spanish...

User: richardS.


Cleverbot: Dico.


User: roosterSUCKER.


Cleverbot: Ha?


User: richardS.


Cleverbot: Is it broccoli?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Aún estamos juntos.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Yo!

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: I already said that.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: No.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Si yo se español.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas??

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Dgf.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Aún estamos juntos.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Wa?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Can you remember things?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: No dice!

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: O yeah.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Aún estamos juntos.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Crees en los extraterrestres?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes they do.


Don't ruin cleverbot.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Mucho.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Yes, we are both equally clever, Cleverbot.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Is it broccoli?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Mice.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Slice.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Mice.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Mice.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Wirklich mich.

User: BONER.

Cleverbot: What's bones?

User: BONER.

Cleverbot: Dankon.

User: BONER.

Cleverbot: Hány éves vagy.

User: BONER.

Cleverbot: Dankon, vi parolas bona esperanto.

User: BONER BONER BONER BONER.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Derp?

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Derp derp?

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Derp?

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Yes, Herp.

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Derpy.

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Derpity derp, derp derp!

It's not working!


protip: if everyone uses the same word it'll work better.

Here's my second go:

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: You do.

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: You do.

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Like you?

Cleverbot is broken.
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User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Berserker.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Spock.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Wow nice name.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Hey!

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: I know but it's fun.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Beetle.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Are you a mirror.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: That sounds like something a rooster would say. Are you a rooster?

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Chickens.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Hmm, a bit forward, aren't we?

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: With Tom Cruise right.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Ew!

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: You do?

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Yes, I need help with my love life? Can you help me?

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: I love roosters!

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: Oh, you got me there.

User: roosterMUNCH.

Cleverbot: No honest.

Here's mine.

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Luck!

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Is that an invitation?

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: forget.

Cleverbot: I know. . You.

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Did I say something wrong?

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Whoa! That's a bad one!

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Yes, please

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.
LIES

User: snake.

Cleverbot: Thingy.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: What do I like?

User: snake.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: snake.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: snake.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: I Like them.

User: PE-wait what.

Cleverbot: You will understand, one day.

My 2nd conversation with Cleverbot. This time I tried to see if I could brake him. >:D

Me: What's up?

Bot: Your not human.

Me: Yes I am!

Bot: Prove it.

Me: I'm 19! I have skin! I go to college!

Bot: I wasn't are that bots could go to college.

Me: Huh?

Bot: I'm sorry?

Me: You better be, or I'll deprogram you.

Bot: Oh.

Me: So, moving on, hurp derp durp.

Bot: I love Doctor who!

Me: Your officialy a broken robot! Good day to you sir!

Bot: I'm a girl.

Me: Oh, very sorry. Well, good day to you mam!

Bot: Good day to you too!

Me: HERP DURP DURP DERP DERP HURP.

Bot: Derp derp.

Me: Wow! You know what memes are?

Bot: No.

Me: Oh, well then I'm leaving.

Bot: Good.

Me: Yeah, good.

Bot: Eww.

*Leaves*

User:cigarette

Bot:Lat.

User:cigarette

Bot:Slag.

User:cigarette

Bot:Slag.

User:cigarette

Bot:Slag.

User:cigarette

Bot:Slag.

User:cigarette

Bot:Slag.

User:cigarette

Went on like this forever.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 09:36:59 PM by Sonicfangirl11 »

Oh god, this stuff again.