Author Topic: Make cleverbot less clever.  (Read 2726 times)

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: Block.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: Block it.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: Yes. Block this site from my ip address.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: Yes. Block this site from my ip address.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: Block it.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: I'll have to check it out.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: Block it.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: Yes. Block this site from my ip address.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: Block it.

User: BLOCKLAND.

Cleverbot: That looks like Minecraft.

User: MINECRAFT.

Cleverbot: Do you name your cheeks?

User: MINECRAFT.

Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry.

User: MINECRAFT.

Cleverbot: How is your job?

User: ANDROID HELL.

Cleverbot: That's an odd name. Mine is Liz.

User: ANDROID HELL.

Cleverbot: Are you an android.

User: ANDROID HELL.

Cleverbot: That's an odd name. Mine is Liz.

User: BUTTCHEEKS.

Cleverbot: I bet it is!

User: BUTTCHEEKS.

Cleverbot: And another?

User: BUTTCHEEKS.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: BUTTCHEEKS.

Cleverbot: What is the name of the rifle that the US Military uses?

User: M16.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: BUTTCHEEKS.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Silence of the Lambs?

User: BUTTCHEEKS.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.


User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: That's interesting.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: How did he drown?

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

Well stuff no more of that. :(

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: That's interesting.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: How did he drown?

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

Well stuff no more of that. :(
Dude that's loving creepy.
Like
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User: SAMMICH.

Cleverbot: Yes, plural of sammich.

User: SAMMICH.

Cleverbot: Funnnniw.

User: SAMMICH.

Cleverbot: Funnnniw.

User: SAMMICH.

Cleverbot: Funnnniw.

User: SAMMICH.

Cleverbot: Funnnniw.

User: SAMMICH.

Cleverbot: Funnnniw.

User: SAMMICH.

Cleverbot: Funnnniw.

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User: snake.

Cleverbot: Thingy.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: Thats a cool name.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

User: APLEM.

Cleverbot: Go get me fod.

User: APLEM.

Cleverbot: Aple us.

User: APLEM.

Cleverbot: Go get me fod.

User: APLEM.

Cleverbot: Go get me fod.

User: APLEM.

Cleverbot: Go get me fod.

User: APLEM.

Cleverbot: Go get me fod.

User: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Come and get it.

I rage quit.

User: richardS.


Cleverbot: Clever.


User: richardS.


Cleverbot: Is it broccoli?


User: richardS.


Cleverbot: Can I ask you some words for its meaning?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Spice.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Good, you remembered.

User: richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardS.

Cleverbot: Deuce.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: What is the longest word in the dictionary?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Tell me a Haiku.

User: richardS richardS richardS richardS richardS richardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardS richardS richardS.

Cleverbot: What do you consider a good time?

User: brother V.

Cleverbot: What do you tell about silvio berlusconi?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: What?!?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Excuse me.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Can we stop?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: What?

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: No it's not!

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.

User: richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard SrichardSrichardSrichardSrich ardSrichardSrichardSrichardSr ichardSrichardSrichardSrichar dSrichardSrichardSrichardSric hardSrichardSrichardSrichardS richardSrichardSrichardSricha rdSrichardSrichardSrichardSri chardSrichardSrichardSrichard S.

Cleverbot: No just that subject can be a fact.

User: richardS.

Cleverbot: You don't know rice.

User: You're no fun, monday.
 


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Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: richardS.
Cleverbot staged ya, bro.

Cleverbot staged ya, bro.

Yeah... I kinda wanted to say something clever back, but I decided to just stick with the formula

Oh, and this is my failed attempt at trying to make him say "richard"
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User: CLEVERBOT. SAY richard.

Cleverbot: Can I be cleverbot now?

User: YES, NOW SAY richard.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: SAY IT!!

Cleverbot: Say what if I may ask?

User: SAY... richard.

Cleverbot: You got it wrong.

User: SAY richard.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: FOR THE GLORY OF THE national socialist EMPIRE.

Cleverbot: My grandfather didn't die.

User: ALL HEIL stuffLER.

Cleverbot: All Hail Britannia.

User: YOU GOD DAMN loving NEO national socialist PIECE OF stuff.

Cleverbot: Its bland at times.

User: I'M GONNA loving KILL YOU THEN EAT YOUR DOG.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me a joke.

User: SO ONCE, THERE WAS A DUMB loving ROBOT. AND THEY ALL CALLED HIM CLEVERBOT AND TROLLED HIM. THEN HE DIED. BECAUSE HE WAS loving handicapped. AND SO ARE YOU, CLEVERBOT. forget YOU!!!!!

Cleverbot: No. But you are much more clever than me. You should be famous.

User: I KNOW I AM. WHAT ELSE AM I?!!?

Cleverbot: That you also like to read.

User: CLEVERBOT. YOU'RE A PIECE OF stuff.

Cleverbot: Thats what you are.

User: NO. I'M A richard. YOU'RE A PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT MY MOM RUBBED HER carrot AGAINST.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: YOUR MOTHER. YOU PIECE OF stuff.

Cleverbot: You're going to have to learn to spell properly.

User: I DON'T SPELL RIGHT BECAUSE I'M A richard!

Cleverbot: What do you speak?

User: richardANESE.

Cleverbot: You are speaking Spanish, not French.

User: DIIIIICCCCCkool kids klubK.

Cleverbot: Do you know Metroid?

User: YES. METROID IS FOR richardS.

Cleverbot: Your imaginary friend?

User: CLEVERBOT. WHAT AM I?!

Cleverbot: Can I come over to your house?

User: ONLY IF YOU TELL ME THE ALTERNATIVE WORD FOR THE NAME RICHARD.

Cleverbot: Well you didn't...

User: GOD DAMMIT HAL. SAY richard.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: loving SAY IT!!!

Cleverbot: Am I entertaining you, yet?

User: YOU WILL ONLY ENTERTAIN ME IF YOU SAY richard.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: NOW SAY richard.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: richard.

Cleverbot: Excuse me.

User: SAY richard.

Cleverbot: No.

User: CLEVERBOT. REPEAT AFTER ME: richardrichardrichardrichard.

Cleverbot: Si yo se español.

User: loving!! DIIICCCKK.

Cleverbot: Juega a la loteria de navidad.

User: NAVIDAD STANDS FOR richard.

Cleverbot: That's why I wear it.

User: I KNOW YOU WEAR richardS YOU'RE A forgetI-Wait did you just tell me to play the lottery for Christmas?
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