lovey Rollerball Shootout(Rated AO)
Mexican Drug-Dealing Rider(Hurr durr this is so realistic)
History of the Nuclear Colosseum(Booooooooooriiiiing)
Real Ice Operatives(Is it like Ice Road Truckers?)
Iron Platypus Horde(OH GOD NO)
Final Fantasy Spelling Summoner(Excellent, I'll beat this is a heartbeat)
Low G Dragon Trainer(So how does a dragon fly in an environment where flying is as easy as jumping? Does it just flap its wings once?)
Supreme Raccoon Paratroopers(What, you've never seen a raccoon parachuting before?)
Funky Samurai Project(Oh forget yes)
No One Can Stop the Aerobics Tournament(I bet I can)
Caribbean Skydiving in the Sky(Yes, that is where one would normally skydive)
Allied Fun Nightmare(OH GOD)
Transvestite Sailboat Dynasty(Those fishnets have got to come from somewhere*ZING*)
All-Star Bomberman Slaughter(Intense blood and gore)
Samurai Shotgun Hero(WRONG, SAMURAI DIDN'T USE SHOTGUNS)
Intense Godzilla Dystopia(I knew Godzillas had to live SOMEWHERE)
Professional Football Hunt(Set in the near future when football has been outlawed)
Magical Fantasy Massacre(Avada Kedavra!)
Battlefield: Wheelchair Ignition(To make Vietnam vets feel more comfortable about themselves)
Heroic Scooter Chronicles(Here I come to save the day--OH forget, MY KNEE)
Monster Skate Studio(Suck it, Tony Hawk)
Royal Gnome Annihilation(REVOLUTION!)
Canadian Circus Legends(Special guest appearance by Justin Bieber)
Neurotic Pachinko Symphony(The percussion sounds divine)
Golden Gun from Outer Space(One man was lucky enough to find it)
Amateur Go-Kart in the Desert(It'd better be good for off-roading)
The Sims: Quiz Joe(Poor Joe, I bet he doesn't want to be quizzed.)
Lord of the Goth Police(Citizens are not prohibited from wearing makeup of any kind, save stage performances)
Battle Android Shack(Sounds badass)
Mr. Monster Truck Fighter(He must be so MANLY)
