I have been calculating the dumbest ways to get banned from the forums. There's four so this will be a game and you guys come up with more to amuse yourselves.
I guess.
Anyways
1. Dismissal of your own thread.
2. Claim you're leaving in your "I'm back" thread.
3. Attempt to scam yourself using a pyramid scheme.
4. Brag about having pirated software to look cool.