Author Topic: The genuine forum rp - (Zombie Apocalypse rp) (Read 1580 times)

Kira100000 · June 02, 2011, 08:55:11 PM

KIRA THROWS SHEILA OVER THE ZOMBIE'S HEADS

SUDDENLY THE ZOMBIES LOOSE INTEREST IN THE HUMANS AND GO AFTER THE CAT

Ad Bot · Advertisement

IkeTheGeneric · June 02, 2011, 08:56:10 PM

"forget wait that's my cat"

Carl runs outside with his winchester, and shoots the zombies.

Cat's safe.

DracoSoul · June 02, 2011, 08:57:02 PM

"That was useless, they're just going to eat the cat and COME BACK. Grab a gun and help!"
*throws Kira a gun
"DOOOOOOO IT"

Nymethus · June 02, 2011, 08:57:46 PM

I am Fish Lurker, the fisherman who thinks he's Jesus and all that stuff.
I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Yeah. Nothing can get to me aw yeah.
So anyway I have various weapons (just in case) made of fish, in a case. Just in case.
I also have pærör (PO-TA-TOES) cause that's fresh and will. I'm also called "the oil man" by some people, for some reason.

So I start off looking at I believe they are called the docks. Do they look like a bitch? No, not really. I keep looking like a seagull out of toilet paper. Also I have a beard.
I hear all your gunfire and I'm like yo. What up.

Kira100000 · June 02, 2011, 09:00:51 PM

Kira looks out the window of Carl's house

"What's that guy doing in that boat in the middle of the street guys?"
"Should we go help him or something?"

DracoSoul · June 02, 2011, 09:02:06 PM

*Cody approaches the man in the boat

"Who are you, bro?"

Nymethus · June 02, 2011, 09:04:36 PM

"I am Jesus, I just created a sea right here, that's why I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! You see?"

Kira100000 · June 02, 2011, 09:06:55 PM

Quote from: Nymethus on June 02, 2011, 09:04:36 PM

"I am Jesus, I just created a sea right here, that's why I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! You see?"

"brother you crazy"

/slap

Nymethus · June 02, 2011, 09:08:07 PM

"How dare you! I have a BEARD!"

DracoSoul · June 02, 2011, 09:09:22 PM

"Well, let me tell you something, buddy. You're not Jesus. If there's a god up there, he ain't happy with us."

Kira100000 · June 02, 2011, 09:11:17 PM

*Grabs jesusman by the beard and pulls him inside Carl's house

Nymethus · June 02, 2011, 09:13:13 PM

"What about my fish and stuff!? Go get it before I turn you into toads!"

DracoSoul · June 02, 2011, 09:18:27 PM

"*sigh*, I'll get it."

*Cody travels to jesusman's boat*

"forgetin' lunatics... Where are those goddamn fish?"

*a loving zombie bear is eating them*

'JESUS CHRIST"

Kira100000 · June 02, 2011, 09:20:24 PM

"CODY QUICK, TAKE THE CAT"

*Kira throws Sheila at Cody

Nymethus · June 02, 2011, 09:22:48 PM

"Don't forget to oil em smash em stick em in a fish!"