@OP: Stop thinking you're "SOO OLD." Unless you are a very old alt, you have no idea what has happened in the past 3 years like I do. Honestly, I think you should just shut up with your haikus. Your attempt at being original, while succeeding, has made you look like an idiot. You say the community has gone downhill since you remember, but if you're not an alt, when's "since you remember," March 25, 2011? If it is you missed a loving ton. You don't know that the community has pretty much always gone through fads like this, and you should just learn to let it pass.
That said, stop insulting us for being unoriginal. To be honest, the only 'original' thing about you is this haiku bullstuff which just makes you look like another smartass and so you really aren't that original yourself. Plus, what's bad about being unoriginal? There are plenty of people who are unoriginal here, sure. There are also plenty of original people, but can the original people just go around choosing who's original and who's not? It seems like that's what you're trying to do. You're some 'original' guy and you're saying pretty much everyone here is unoriginal.