User: Spiderwoman.
Cleverbot: Are you spiderman? :o.
User: Yes. I shoot web balls.
Cleverbot: Dirty!
User: Yes. :D.
Cleverbot: Aww! I would die for you too! ;).
User: Yay XD.
Cleverbot: So.. What's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: What do people do with their time?
User: Blocklanders spend their time looking at pony research.
Cleverbot: I mess with Greenland.
User: User: Who is better, Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy?
Cleverbot: 0% cooler.
User: You being here makes it 20% cooler.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: If you had the choice of having a horn or wings, which would you pick?
Cleverbot: I can't think clearly when I'm scared.
User: Scared of what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Are you scared of ponies?
Cleverbot: No. I'm scared of what might be.
User: I'm scared of what is. D:.
Cleverbot: Anything?
User: ANYTHING BRO!
Cleverbot: Yup, what would you choose?
User: A zebra.
Cleverbot: Bodhidharma would be proud.
User: Yep. Whoever he is.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: YOU. ARE GOING. TO LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!
User: :D.
Cleverbot: NOOOooo!!!!!!!
User: 'I AM THE EMPEROR'S WILL MADE MANIFEST!' -Space Marine Chaplain.
Cleverbot: Are you the lord?
User: I am the lord of the Rings!
Cleverbot: You're evil.
Cleverbot: Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: You don't even know me.
User: I'm behind you...
Cleverbot: No you're not. A cushion is behind me.
User: What do you think of asablief?
Cleverbot: I think you are a nice young girl but, I wish I knew your name.
User: My name... Is Gabriel Angelos, of the Blood Ravens 3rd company.
Cleverbot: No, he is very upset about it. You destroyed his life forever.
User: We serve in the name of the Emperor!
Cleverbot: Our shields can't handle firepower of that magnitude.
User: Yes! YES! This is delicious!
Cleverbot: That is good, master. *sits on floor*.
User: I was almost tempted right there. :I.
Cleverbot: OH MY GOSH! I am so sorry.
User: Gtfo.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it...Hehehehehhee
