User: Hey mom, can I got out to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: Thank you, May I have some money for food?
Cleverbot: I don't have any money, haha :).
User: But you have a job, what happend to all the money!
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: So I can get food.
Cleverbot: You are just kidding right now, aren't you.
User: No, I need food. So do you.
Cleverbot: To which question ?
User: Just give me money!
Cleverbot: I haven't any money.
User: What about the paycheck you just got?
Cleverbot: His name is Danny Jones.
User: You named you paycheck -.-.
Cleverbot: Nope. After you.
User: Wait what? Just give me money so I can go get food.
Cleverbot: What instrument do you want to play?
User: I don't want to play a loving instument I want money to get food.
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: No forget you mom, go die in a hole. But first give me your money.
Cleverbot: I don't have such a thing.
User: YES YOU loving DO, I see it in your hand.
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: How is money talkiing to me?
Cleverbot: Interesting. I've never talked to a computer before (well, not online).
User: Wait what? Where face to face.
Cleverbot: Define bi-polar.
User: Ok I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris.
