Joke Topic

[Belogna]

Post jokes in this thread. It can be made up or stolen from somewhere else. Here are is one I stole.
"I rescued a foreign child from child labor factories in china, on his very first day I took him to build-a-bear workshop."
- Bo Burnham

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[TwenteFreak]

How do you save a black guy from drowning?




By taking your feet off of his head.

[Nymethus]

a giraffe walks into a bar, falls asleep on the floor
barman says oi what's that lyin on the floor
fella says it's not a lion it's a giraffe

[Funnelcakes]

I'd say a blonde joke but i'm blonde and I don't feel like typing it all.

[Nickelob Ultra]

A man beats his wife.  His neighbors call the police for domestic violence.

The police join in on beating the wife.

[Joker Card]

How do you stop global warming?

Kill yourself.

Its true. us breathing is releasing CO2 into the atmosphere, thus we are killing the planet by just existing.

[Nymethus]

How do you save a black guy from drowning?




By taking your feet off of his head.

actually it's like this

twente: How do you save a monday from drowning?
nym: *shrug*
twente: Good.

[TwenteFreak]

How do you stop global warming?

Kill yourself.

Its true. us breathing is releasing CO2 into the atmosphere, thus we are killing the planet by just existing.

That's not a joke.

[Count]

What do you call white people running down a mountain?     Avalanche.                                                    What do you call Mexican's running down a mountain?          Mudslide.                                                               What do you call black people running down a mountain?      Jailbreak 

[Joker Card]

That's not a joke.

Thas the joke!

[Nymethus]

Thas the joke!

ha

[Dodger]

Whats the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can support a child.

[Joker Card]

How long does it take for a lack woman to take a stuff?


9 months

[Unwritten Calender]

If a tree falls on a girl and no one is there to hear it - wait, why is there a tree in the kitchen?

[Deus Ex]

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because they killed the only one that had a dream.