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I ride the Thunder Lagoon. :D
And the thing at Jolly Rogers where it is like:
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« Last Edit: June 04, 2011, 09:14:15 PM by ArfNarf »

and jesus christ, don't be afraid of water
you're not a cat

He could be black

The only part about water park's you should fear is getting stuck in a tube.

I ride the Thunder Lagoon. :D
And the thing at Jolly Rogers where it is like:
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tell them to fix it that's a serious hazard

btw waterparks are full of water

watch out for the drain it'll suck up your star fish
What is this, final destination?

What is this, final destination?

No

but it could be

I mean, sometimes the water starts throttling you by the neck

sometimes the water slides instantly combust

and even now and then the people turn into vicious werewolves and attack you

No

but it could be

I mean, sometimes the water starts throttling you by the neck

sometimes the water slides instantly combust

and even now and then the people turn into vicious werewolves and attack you
Great now im scared

And by god don't think about somebody dropping a pen in the water

then you landing on it when you come out of the water slide



...DON'T

No

but it could be

I mean, sometimes the water starts throttling you by the neck

sometimes the water slides instantly combust

and even now and then the people turn into vicious werewolves and attack you
I went to a waterpark once, but when i got there, everyone was dead.

Yeah, that happens.

Although that means two good points:

No crowds

Free meat

Once a guy flung out of a corner of a waterslide.

It was Chunk Meat day at the cafateria the day after.

A fat kid got stuck in a tube before winter closing time. He was pushed out by a customer later after opening a few months later.

go away
stop loveing your sister.


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Who the forget reported jetlok

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