I am Jesus Woman, the Cold-Blooded Anon, destined to Have love with and pillage everything.
I am Omega Boy, the Marked meme, destined to destroy the whitehouse.
I am Riddler's jesus, the last wizard, destined to study all original content.
I am Ruthess bob, the silent tripcigarette, destined to die eating the whitehouse.
I am blast saurus, the humumgus driller, destined to drill trolls.
I am good old prime, the fabled camwhore, destined to eat all the internet.
I am Bizzaro boy, the humongous superrobot, destined to fight mankind.
I am Riddler's dad, the impecable neet, destined to fight children.
I am Mr. snake, the Ronery monday, destined to discover the trolls.