The creators of this story are
Ticonderoga
Me
Cucumberdude
Flamecannon
brown town ACTIVITY
or THE GREAT STORY OF THE THING THAT WAS GOOD in bed WITH TITS and WHORES or, as it is known in manty's star fish (that scrub), Cucumberdudes, Flamecannon's, Ticonderoga's and Chris' MIGHTY ADVENTURE of brown townactivtiness~ This being the first Book thereof and the first Chapter Thereof ~
Once upon a time there was a great, juicy rooster. It was simply LADEN with large, gooey spots of oil. The great juicy rooster was decided to go out and see what he could find at the local nursery. He discovered his son, the young great juicy rooster was missing!He then went to his fathers house, Old saggy rooster. "OLD SAGGY" he cried, "I NEED YOUR HELP! Today we will embark on the most loveual adventure Chris has ever known as he will meet his father's brother, the second great old saggy rooster. The great problem was. His Uncle also had a disgusting blue waffle. This blue waffle contained the powers of Jesus the elephant tamer in which he would rub his nipples every day to activate it. However, when his nipples became so chafed, red, and sore that he could rub no more, he would as the Great Juicy rooster to coat them with shower gel and whipped cream, and to use his rooster-Tongue to slowly spread the mess all over his great hairy rooster-chest. He was taking a shower, but the Great Juicy rooster could not seem to lose the feeling of his nipples growing larger. He quickly got out of the shower scared, and said "Oh god! My nipples!". After discovering the problem with his rapidly growing nipples, Great Juicy rooster ran to his mother and said, "Holy roosterBags Batman!". Then his mother rubbed cream on them to soothe the painful nipples which were now breaking through the skin on his chest. All of a sudden, his mother's large, wet, throbbing mangina seemed very tempting... He reached out and touched it with the tip of his richardfinger, and as the skin made contact, she yelled out "OH MY! Son, you seem aroused. Let me slowly rub my star fish over your nose until your nostrils become filled with your father's semen and my stuffgoo!". Then suddenly his mother pushed her tits against Chris's hairy testicles making his arousal very large. He then began to rub his nipples with the oil of a wizzard turkey down at jerusalem. He made contact with his mother's mangina after an hour and that made him all wet.
~ This being the first Book thereof and the second Chapter Thereof ~
The Great Juicy rooster went to the doctor, his doctor's name was Habeeb, he was an East Indian friend. Habeeb quickly looked at The Great Juicy rooster's eye. When he examined them, he noticed a foul stench, he looked inside and saw spiders screaming and cuming on her babbys. As the doctor was making his inspection, he slowly started working his hand around the Great Juicy rooster's waist. His fingers weaved around the rooster's testes, and then burrowed, deep, deep into his warm, moist star fish. Slowly but steadily, the doctor began to slide his cold, gloved hand right up into the Great rooster's rectum. Though it burned a little, the pleasurable tingles that ran up the Great rooster's spine made him shiver with arousal and anticipation. Then, something very unexpected occurred. As the Doctor was removing his hand from the Juicy rooster's star fish, he unknowingly grasped on to something solid. At first, he expected it to be a piece of stuff, and so he quickly pulled it out to taste this savory piece of goodness. However, it turned out to be the rooster of Juicy's Uncle, Old Saggy. Meanwhile Chris was finished with his mother, so he decided it was his destiny to rape the Great Juicy rooster and show him who is boss. From his mother he was told the the Great Juicy rooster was at the doctor so he released his sperm all over the road and slide across it with ease, getting his shirt a bit sticky making him like spiderman with a webby chest.
~ This being the first Book thereof and the third Chapter Thereof ~
Cucumberdude set out from his house. He was heading for his friend Chris (who had just cummed up the road and his own shirt) when suddenly he bumped into a hair character called "Miss Vagina". Miss Vagina had a bad case of the Herpes, not to mention crabs and several other dangerous STDs. But that didn't stop Chris - as soon as Cucumberdude and Miss Vagina arrived at his place, Chris promptly shoved his richard deep into her star fish and he thrust a small kitchen spoon deep into her vagina while gently stimulating her clitoris with a chainsaw. "Wait" cried Miss Vagina. "Don't put the stereo up my vagina yet... I'm sore." Then Chris/Cucumberdude decided it would be for the best if the forgeted Miss Vagina together. However once they began pumping semen into her mount/cunt/chest, Cucumberdude suddenly got the urge to have a large rooster in his star fish. Ticonderoga walked in and gasped in amazment, he quickly ran over and started to finger Cucumberdude. He attempted to rape Chris, but fell. As he got up he giggled and watched. Miss Vagina started to puke, she puked on Chris and he puked on Flamecannon in which caused an orgy in the room. Flamecannon apparently popping out of nowhere is disgusted and left the room to wash off when a dinosaur run amok from jurrasaic park rapes Flamecannon right in the ear. This painful experience reminded Chris of the time he had earlove with his dad. But that is irrelevant, Cucumberdude, blows stuff all over Ticonderoga's hand blowing it up revealing the true hand of Delatoioelanitosaloaoan. Shocked, Ticonderoga places his hand on his balls, removes, them, then activates the glove. Everyone is transported to the Castle of Greyskull.
~ This being the first Book thereof and the fourth Chapter Thereof ~
At the castle of greyskull, run by the cruel lovemaster dominatrix whorebitch foxrabbit Josquine, Cucumberdude, Ticonderoga, Chris, and Flamecannon unite their roosters to summon the power of the god DIKsnake and they use his great power to summon Juicy rooster. However, Juicy rooster is looking very unhappy - his head covered with semen, his nipples red and poking out through his skin. "YOU FRUITY friendS!" He yells angrily, "I WILL brown townLY ABUSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!" With that, he plunged his great snakees (plural) into the star fishes of the four compadres AS WELL AS the star fish of the cruel lovemaster dominatrix whorebitch foxrabbit Josquine. After being brutally raped by GREAT JUICY rooster, Ticonderoga decided that he was going to join together with the other queers and combine their nipples into one superboob and squash Juicy rooster with it. However Juicy rooster was prepared for this, and he had already buttered up his snake and sharpened the tip on a nearby stone. As the four friends were about ready to rape JUICY rooster he sprung up from the ground stabbing them each with his now razor sharp snake tip. Flamecannon began to be aroused by Ticonderoga. He quickly rubbed his nipple heads on Ticonderoga's vagina. Ticonderoga giggled and fell to his knees. Out of nowhere a wild Badspot appeared! In Badspot's anger, he revoked Christopher's key, and Christopher fell, for now. Cucumberdude fapped off Badspot and he was DEFEATED. As Ticonderoga came he or she or whatever was so aroused that Flamecannon decided to pull his moces. He grabbed the true hand of Delatoioelanitosaloaoan from Ticonderoga and used it to revive the corpse of Badspot and make him good. The plan backfired when Badspot's arousal had gone way up and he thusly raped Ticonderoga right in the. Ticonderga was amazed by Badspot's thrust that he too has felt the power in his star fish that he shot stuff out all the way to the sun, grabbed it, then attacked Cucumberdudicalette.
~ This being the first Book thereof and the fifth Chapter Thereof ~
Meanwhile, at Kalphiter's lair, he gazed eagerly into his own star fish to divine the happenings. With a small glob of hot wax, taken from the candelstick near his Linux stuffserver, he cleaned out his rectum gently. Though the hot wax was quite warm, it didn't burn too much. Once the wax had solidified, Kalphiter used his enema pump to fill his rectum with Holy Water from the Well of Delatoioelanitosaloaoan. Using his magical powers of writing stuffty code and being a huge roostersucker, he saw in the water a glimpse of what was going on at the Castle Greyskull. ALAS! He had left his roostermobile in his sister's cunt since the last visit... He then sent out to retrieve his roostermobile from the inner flabs of his sisters vagina. On his way to Castle Greyskull, Kalphiter came across a wild Loopyla. As he started to attempt a butt rape on this strange creature, the Loopyla started crying out in his native language. "IT LOOKS LIKE A snake" The shrill of the handicapped animal's thoughtless comments started to drive Kalphiter insane. He was driven so mad that when he later met Ephialtes on his journey he came up with a handicappedly ignorant scheme for fame. "Ill re-create RTB using the same code and make myself look like i know what im doing!" However his stupid plan did not turn out the way he expected. "What should I call this ingenius new stuff?" He decided to go with snake. And so Kalphiter's journey came to an end as the Wild Badspot returned and shoved his adnormally huge rooster so far up his star fish that the tip poked out his right eye. Meanwhile at the Butthead Cave, Flamecannon, Cucumberdude, and Ticonderoga attempted to revive Chris, they used the magik semen crystals and they stroked their richards gently around Chris. As it worked, he was revived. They immediately had a cup of coffee, and got in the Burger Car. They drove to the Castle where the Evil Lord Tony awaited them. They however had to drive at 10MPH so it took 10 hours to get there. They finally arrived.
Unexpectedly, they got real live bears thrown at them by Jirue, Trigun, and former lord of the snake colony, snake Lord McGee. They ran for cover but the real life hibernating bears followed due to the cum hanging off of Cucumberdudes ears. Ticonderoga licked the cum quickly off. Flamecannon deflected the bears with his ass. They enter the castle and in through the fire and the flames. Inside the Castle Tony was seen jerking himself off to the blood of ponies. Flame used his true hand of Delatoioelanitosaloaoan to summon a large star fish wand magic buttcake that would act as a defensive shield to the FORCES OF EVIL. Because this was the true hand of Delatoioelanitosaloaoan's last ounce of power, Chris blew up and became Demonic Chris. While this happened, next to him another Chris appeared named Saint Chris. Their bulges widened and they had love, Saint Chris' small snake fit right into Demonic Chris' snake. They pleasured themselves until Lord Tony shot Frosted Flakes at Cucumber's exposed breasts and Ticonderoga's exposed noseholes. They retaliated by shooting cum at them.
~ This being the first Book thereof and the sixth Chapter Thereof ~
Slowly, Lord Tony recovered from the cum shot. As he awoke, he noticed that he was - IN EPHIALTES' star fish!
DUN DUN DUN
TO BE CONTINUED!
Perhaps when star fishes fly our of homes with machine guns and lazer tag jumpsuits and gay folk become white disco golfers from japan inside tokyo's desert it will perhaps be continued but until then Ticonderoga is a boner. This has been, loveual brown townactivity.
brown town ACTIVITY 2COMING SOON
