Am I a redneck?

[ArfNarf]

I don't know if I'm a redneck because I like these songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQHaZ1LXaa4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVA9eEPkhvM&feature=related

Hmm... but I also like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

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[otto-san]

no you are not

[JamestheLeet]

No.
You need a 4 wheeler and a shotgun.
And a boat.
I'm more of a redneck than you are anyway.

[ArfNarf]

No.
You need a 4 wheeler and a shotgun.
And a boat.
I'm more of a redneck than you are anyway.

I already kinda have the boat.

[JamestheLeet]

I already kinda have the boat.

Where is the gun and 4 wheeler.
And I don't mean your stupid racing 4 wheelers.
Also, if you have a tractor...

[Tom Gunn]

I live in North Carolina, your argument is invalid.

[ArfNarf]

Where is the gun and 4 wheeler.
And I don't mean your stupid racing 4 wheelers.
Also, if you have a tractor...

The boat and the tractor are yes.
4 Wheeler and the gun are no.

[ArfNarf]

I live in North Carolina, your argument is invalid.

I live in Delaware.

[Altered]

Don't listen to James, his description of a redneck is stupid and untrue.

A redneck is a person who

- has Christmas lights on their front porch all year long
- never cuts their hair
- hunts nearly all the time
- wears hipster clothing
- has an insanely big country accent
- can't spell (or for that matter, speak correctly)
- lacks social skills
- missing a few teeth
- drinks beer all the time
- etc
Which is why I'll never be a redneck. :D
And noooOOooo, living in the south does not make you a redneck.

Damn northern city slickers and yer fancy name callin' and such.

[Tom Gunn]

I live in Delaware.

The land of Silverware?

[JamestheLeet]

The boat and the tractor are yes.
4 Wheeler and the gun are no.

What kind of tractor?
If it has a bucket, you're probably a redneck.
You still need a gun and some friends that will party on a boat dock

Don't listen to James, his description of a redneck is stupid and untrue.

A redneck is a person who

- has Christmas lights on their front porch all year long
- never cuts their hair
- hunts nearly all the time
- wears hipster clothing
- has an insanely big country accent
- can't spell (or for that matter, speak correctly)
- lacks social skills
- missing a few teeth
- drinks beer all the time
- etc
Which is why I'll never be a redneck. :D
And noooOOooo, living in the south does not make you a redneck.

Damn northern city slickers and yer fancy name callin' and such.

That's the old version.
I'm more of a live out on a dirt road and hunt just about every day.

[Blobeh]

I'm more of a redneck than you are anyway.

EVERYTHING MUST BE A COMPETITION SO I CAN FEEL GOOD.

On topic: No, thats just music. Rednecks don't even mix with music

[Jorici]

I live in Florida and I'm not a redneck

I do live in dense suburbia where you can take two steps and reach the other person's house, though.

[Tom Gunn]

I can say I'm thankfully not a redneck but I have an accent. Though some of you on Skype might think otherwise. I have way to many city hardened friends. :)

[ArfNarf]

What kind of tractor?

John Deere

The land of Silverware?

Lol no.

Don't listen to James, his description of a redneck is stupid and untrue.

A redneck is a person who

- has Christmas lights on their front porch all year long  No
- never cuts their hair Yes
- hunts nearly all the time No
- wears hipster clothing No
- has an insanely big country accent No
- can't spell (or for that matter, speak correctly) Not really
- lacks social skills ?
- missing a few teeth Yes
- drinks beer all the time No
- etc
Which is why I'll never be a redneck. :D
And noooOOooo, living in the south does not make you a redneck.

Damn northern city slickers and yer fancy name callin' and such.