What is up with Mormons - Must read - Funny stuff - This is serious funny stuff

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Seriously its funny because this is true.
Some missionaries came to my house and I got pissed complaining and explaining that they are trying to rule the world using there mind forget techniques to force you into going crazy.

My theory:

The Mormons honestly must want to rule the world. They have what they call missionaries going around to all the countries of the world mind loving people until they go mad and to get the Mormons to leave them alone get converted out of there own religion! So, basically what they do is they send 2 people... you explain you do not want to join there religion. They then give a book of some type and tell you to read it and you basically will not go to hell. I called it magic until the book sent me into the Mormon hell! Do not accept there book it is a drug type of book filled with invisible bugs that crawl in your earballs and lay maggots in your head. I call them Mormags. From this day on they continue to come to my neighborhood pair by pair mind loving people into going crazy and eventually joining there Church.

Want to prevent a Mormon to coming to your door? Here are my theories.
1. Putting a sign up that says "Hell" will attract more. Yes I have tried, they will try to bring you out of your pit of hell.
2. Do not take there book. Like I explained it is filled with invisible bugs that crawl in your earballs and lay Mormags.
3. Cut down your door so they do not have a door to come to.
4. Do not put "Mormons Not Welcome" signs everywhere cause they do not give two stuffs.
5. Smoking a cigar in front of them will lead them into a big lecture about how smoking will send you to hell. Smoke on anyways.
6. Tell all Mormons about this topic and all that I said.
7. Instead of letting them mind forget you... you mind forget them lecturing them about there plan to rule the world.
8. Tell them that Mormons are not real and they will go to hell.

~Your truly,
               Aplem

http://lds.org/?lang=eng

This is getting worse. They even have a website on there religion, why do I live in this day of age?

WHO EVER VOTES NO ON MORMONS ARE TRYING TO RULE THE WORLD IS A MORMON.

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[Daedalus]

Mormags.

Lol'd.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Lol'd.

Its true.

[Ronin]

Its true.

Religious intolerance is hilarious lol

[LizzyRascal]

Morons.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

http://lds.org/?lang=eng

This is getting worse. They even have a website on there religion, why do I live in this day of age?

[Headshot]

It would be funny to sneak a bottle of beer in their fridge, they would flip out :D

[Ronin]

It would be funny to sneak a bottle of beer in their fridge, they would flip out :D

They would also be upset if you put any soda with caffeine in their fridge.

Utah is also the biggest consumer of research in the US.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

They would also be upset if you put any soda with caffeine in their fridge.

Utah is also the biggest consumer of research in the US.

Oh forget? Isn't that Mormon land?
Those god damn hypocrites.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Bump.

[Frostbyte]

Coffee is evil lol.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Coffee is evil lol.

Yes obviously.
Caffeine is evil.
Drugs are evil.
love is evil.
Coffee is evil.
People not of the Mormon faith are evil.

What is wrong with them?

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

9. Point a gun at them.

They sound worse than Jehovah's Witnesses.

[star9578]

Yes obviously.
Caffeine is evil.
Drugs are evil.
love is evil.
Coffee is evil.
People not of the Mormon faith are evil.

What is wrong with them?

Evil, evil everywhere.

[Man 2]

Want to prevent a Mormon to coming to your door? Here are my theories.
1. Putting a sign up that says "Hell" will attract more. Yes I have tried, they will try to bring you out of your pit of hell.
2. Do not take there book. Like I explained it is filled with invisible bugs that crawl in your earballs and lay Mormags.
3. Cut down your door so they do not have a door to come to.
4. Do not put "Mormons Not Welcome" signs everywhere cause they do not give two stuffs.
5. Smoking a cigar in front of them will lead them into a big lecture about how smoking will send you to hell. Smoke on anyways.
6. Tell all Mormons about this topic and all that I said.
7. Instead of letting them mind forget you... you mind forget them lecturing them about there plan to rule the world.
8. Tell them that Mormons are not real and they will go to hell.

I'm sorta considering sigging this lol