Author Topic: GAME: When life gives you lemons...  (Read 2257 times)

When life gives you lemons, you make lime juice.

When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice and everyone will wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, go to McDonalds

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into a watergun and shoot people in the eye with it.

When life gives you lemons, you remeber why you hate the color yellow. pink

When life gives you lemons, eat it, and take the seeds, and grow a lemon tree, and pick more lemons, and repeat, and then make lemonade, and then sell it, and then get a Verizon phone, and then become a huge lemon corporation, have lemon martini's on your private jet, spray lemon in the pilot's eyes, crash the plane, die, ask life why it gave you lemons.

When life gives you lemons you sure as forget don't make lemonade, you FIND A NEW GOD.

When life gives you lemons you sure as forget don't make lemonade, you FIND A NEW GOD.
No, no, no. You got it completely wrong.



You find an OLDER GOD.

When life gives you lemons, you dont do anything with them;

Chuck Norris ate them before they grew.

Period.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.


When life gives you lemons, you're pretty much forgeted because lemons aren't held as currency anywhere, and nobody really gives a flying forget if you have lemons or not.

After several days of drunk depression, life takes back the lemons as you are not deemed worthy.

And then the day after lemons are now more expensive than gold.

When Life gives you 5 lemons and you already have 2, how many lemons do you have? 7, 7 lemons.

When life gives you lemons, make a topic about it.

When Life gives you lemons, you make lemonaid.
I win?