SeventhSandwich's instant coffee blues

[SeventhSandwich]

I drank two cups of instant coffee this morning black (Because my loving mother never buys enough milk for me to guzzle) and I now have earthshattering diarrhea and a stomach ache that feels like mike tyson punched me in the guts. I also think my brain is failing because my cognitive function is now deteriorating and I think I might die.

Anyone else had this experience with instant coffee? I didn't know how much powder to put in, so I put in like half a cup and I think that might be the problem. I also feel dehydrated as stuff, so I hope I don't pass out.

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[Night Fox]

I don't drink coffee.
It tastes bad to me.

[Stocking]

All coffee will do that to you. I usually drink a lot of real coffee during the school year, and I have to pay for it later if I drink too much. D:

[Big Brother]

i hate coffee, thankfully

[Frontrox]

It's the rath of my dead grandmother for making fun of her salad.

[SeventhSandwich]

It's the rath of my dead grandmother for making fun of her salad.

oh god lol.

[Frontrox]

oh god lol.

To be cured you must make the salad!

[Barnabas]

One teaspoon of instant coffee should be put in the cup. Then a few decilitres of hot water and then milk the milk.

[SeventhSandwich]

One teaspoon of instant coffee should be put in the cup. Then a few decilitres of hot water and then milk the milk.

I put about 3 tablespoons in both the cups I drank.

am I screwed...?

[Comatose]

I put about 3 tablespoons in both the cups I drank.

am I screwed...?

Nah, you'll probably just get sick and vomit.

[SeventhSandwich]

Nah, you'll probably just get sick and vomit.

But I held it in...

[SeventhSandwich]

nevermind, I vomited and out came two sizable chunks of brown mash which has to be coffee because I didn't drink anything brown other then coca-cola but this was a different color of brown..

[IkeTheGeneric]

Too much instant coffee mix in one cup isn't going to kill you.

[Barnabas]

You are not screwed Seventh, you should be fine. Just sit this one out and drink a lot.

[Kira100000]

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