Oh, that NarfArf.

[ArfNarf]

Salami:

So, I went to the bathroom and NarfArf came in and ate my salami and I came back and was like "grgfrgfgrg! My salami!". I chased Narf across the house and I tripped over my cat and I said "GRGFGFGRGF! My leg!" So I went into my room and got my plastic bat and I swung at his stomach and he threw up on me. That jerk.

I went into his room and asked for forgiveness, and he hissed at me like a cat.
I am imaging a Street Fighter II fight with us.
He is watching The Office. Idk why. He is younger than me and I kinda hate that show.

Payback for the barf:

I decided I should scare the stuff out of him. I am going to sneak into his room, put on my light up glasses and put Silly Putty on my face. He could scream, he could soil himself, he could crap. Maybe all three! XD

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[Altered]

This totaly deserved a thread.

[keonesan]

I honestly don't even know how to reply to this.

[Ethan]

...

[Stocking]

Narfarf has a reputation for eating salami.

[ArfNarf]

Narfarf has a reputation for eating salami.

Heheh... yeah.

[Altered]

I honestly don't even know how to reply to this.

I do:

[ArfNarf]

I went back in and threw a book at him and he picked up my pocketknife (Why is it in his room?) and started walked slowly towards me. D:

[Decepticon]

I went back in and threw a book at him and he picked up my pocketknife (Why is it in his room?) and started walked slowly towards me. D:

did you died

[Kira100000]

I went back in and threw a book at him and he picked up my pocketknife (Why is it in his room?) and started walked slowly towards me. D:

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[ArfNarf]

did you died

No. I heard him drop it. I hope he didn't drop it on his foot. Or bend the blade >:C

[NarfArf]

Oh you're dead. When you get back on I will probably do something bad.

[ArfNarf]

Oh you're dead. When you get back on I will probably do something bad.

Oh, crap. I thought you were asleep.

[?]

why is arfnarf fighting with himself?

[NarfArf]

I went into his room and asked for forgiveness, and he hissed at me like a cat. I am mad!
I am imaging a Street Fighter II fight with us. STFU!!!
He is watching The Office. Idk why. I was flipping through the channels