Hear me out,
I've been thinking about space recently and thought, "Could the Big Bang possibly be the outlet of a Black Hole? Think about it, No one has ever shown any compressing force on the the universe before the big bang. What if there was some sort of "Alpha Universe" where a particularly large black hole formed. This would have sucked in anything in the vicinity and compressed it millions of times smaller causing great pressure. This would then go out the opposing side of the hole (in our universe) and expand at a speed that wpuld be nearly unmeasurable.
Think of a garden hose. if you put your thumb over the end, all of that water is getting compressed. this would then go between any spaces between your hand and the end of the hose and exit at great pressure going everywhere. This is the same principal at work, just on a more massive scale.
I will continue this when I can type with something better than a 3DS.