Author Topic: My tongue is so strong (Read 1840 times)

Belogna · June 10, 2011, 03:30:57 AM

I am serious, my tongue held my head up today. My tongue also weight lifts, eats bowls of milk, jump on cars, and carries me home.

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comr4de · June 10, 2011, 03:32:01 AM

My tongue invades ~~8 year old children~~ women

Belogna · June 10, 2011, 03:32:15 AM

My tongue invades women

same here

Stocking · June 10, 2011, 03:32:24 AM

You'll make a good lover one day.

comr4de · June 10, 2011, 03:32:41 AM

same here

forget YOU you caught my ninja

Belogna · June 10, 2011, 03:33:32 AM

forget YOU you caught my ninja

my tongue did it

Oasis · June 10, 2011, 03:41:27 AM

Roids.

Jacky · June 10, 2011, 03:41:59 AM

wtf'd.

Coulmbai · June 10, 2011, 03:43:46 AM

wtf'd.

Damocles · June 10, 2011, 03:45:33 AM

My tongue has the force to break a lesser man's femur and a womans heart.

Belogna · June 10, 2011, 03:46:53 AM

My tongue has the force to break a lesser man's femur and a womans heart.

that's weak

Damocles · June 10, 2011, 03:48:10 AM

that's weak

Did I mention it can leap over tall buildings in a single bound?

Belogna · June 10, 2011, 03:48:42 AM

Did I mention it can leap over tall buildings in a single bound?

that's weak

Damocles · June 10, 2011, 03:50:51 AM

Does your tongue have a mini giraffe? I didn't think so.

Belogna · June 10, 2011, 03:58:10 AM

it has a mini-rhinoceros