Author Topic: Text adventure  (Read 2575 times)

This is my first text adventure that probably never will get done.
GO!

You suddenly wake up in a small dark room. You can't remember your name, what was it now again?


Ah! You can remember, your name is James Pauley!

What now?

You find a lighter in your pocket, you also carry a bag where you find a gun with a single bullet.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 03:21:14 PM by popman98 »

Use the lighter to see the walls and then feel your way to the door. Don't drop the lighter.

You can't find any door, but you find a pile of closed cardboard boxes in one corner of the room. You shove the boxes to the side, some of them were heavy and some were light. You find a small hole near the bottom of the wall where you could possibly fit in.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 03:22:53 PM by popman98 »

Try to fit in the hole.

You couldn't fit in the hole, fatty.

Want a clue or what?!

Open the boxes and see what's in them.

You open the boxes, in a big box you find a big wheel where you could easily fit in, in another box you find some thingy that you could put the wheel on, so that it looks much like a hamster wheel. You create a hamster wheel.

What now? FATTY
But, will it blend?

Run on the wheel and loose weight, DUH.

How come i didn't think of that myself? :c

Anyways, after 2 hours in the wheel you figure out that you're supposed to run in the wheel. After 2 more hours you start feeling tired and hungry, you decide to try to fit in the hole, and if you don't, you're gonna punch the forget out of it. Luckily you fit, but only halfways. You start squeezing your fat ass trough the small opening, soon you can crawl out of the hole, it leads you to a corridor. The corridor have 3 doors. You can smell pancakes, chicken, waffles, toast, unicorn ass and lots of other awesome stuff from the first door. From the second door it smells like monkey ass (meh). But the third door doesn't smell like anything at all, everything diffrent about the third door is that there is a skull on the door.

What to do?

Go in the first door. Demand food.

Open third door. Skull=good. But if skull=bad, obviously nobody will be in there, and you may have been captured by some people who hate you, or hippies. Hippies hate people who carry around lighters.

You enter the first door. Food, food everywhere. NOMNOMNOM. After 3 hours of getting fat again you get tired and take a nap.

When you wake up you you discover that all the food is gone, you probably ate it all.

You walk out of the room to find out that the second door is gone. magic.

You enter the third door, it's an empty room, when you turn around to go back to the food room to see if the food magically came back, the door was suddenly gone.

You're stuck in an empty room, what to do?