My Dad Saved a 2 Year old Boys Life

[Frostbyte]

Bad parents for the 2 year old. Adopt him, name him steve and train him to dance, then become rich!

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[Jairo]

Bad parents for the 2 year old. Adopt him, name him steve and train him to dance, then become rich!

Then buy a hottub, put the child in it, and repeat the process!
Troll science!
INFINITE MONIES.
(This was an obvious joke, don't go yelling at me)

[Obibital]

Thats pretty amazing if this is true, and I'm sure he will be awarded for being a "hero" although he did nothing but what was right. It's not like he would see a drowning child and figure it was none of his business.

[steve5451]

Thats pretty amazing if this is true, and I'm sure he will be awarded for being a "hero" although he did nothing but what was right. It's not like he would see a drowning child and figure it was none of his business.

Everyone at the apartment complex is calling him a hero. o:

[Bodock]

Everyone at the apartment complex is calling him a hero. o:

My mom is a hero

[steve5451]

My mom is a hero
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Would you get banned already?

[Frostbyte]

Would you get banned already?

This.

[Jairo]

Would you get banned already?

His attention-whoring thread got locked by Ephi a few minutes ago.

[Bodock]

Im afraid all of my attempts are fruitless

[keonesan]

-snips-

Doesn't this like break two rules?

[Jairo]

Doesn't this like break two rules?

34 rules, to be exact.

[steve5451]

His attention-whoring thread got locked by Ephi a few minutes ago.

I know, and I'm hoping that Ephi is filling out the ban too.

[comr4de]

he's says its mouth to mouth "resuscitation", but we all know the truth...



 

[Belogna]

God damn it, I should've put that boy in earlier.

[Jairo]

he's says its mouth to mouth "resuscitation", but we all know the truth...



 

inb4