Blocklanders only plague

[LeetZero]

Who would you want to meet? All the furries. 
Who would you want to see? Everyone I know...
Who would you beat with a carrot? Miika.

[Ad Bot]

[Freeze]

If this ever happens can one of you please adopt me?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Who would you want to meet? All the furries. 
Who would you want to see? Everyone I know...
Who would you beat with a carrot? Miika.

Bolded for emphasis.

[Shadowed999]

Umm, if it's the "Blocklander's only plague", then wouldn't we be the ones dead/affected? Anyways:

Who would you want to meet? The non-furries  
Who would you want to see? My friends
Who would you beat with a stick? Nobody...yet

If this ever happens can one of you please adopt me?

uhh sure

[Roknrollwill]

Then is Blockland the cure for the disease? :o

Quick, give the game to everyone before they die!

[Freeze]

uhh sure

not you because i feel you'd probably give me some of that crack you're smokin'

[Vegetarian Zombie]

not you because i feel you'd probably give me some of that crack you're smokin'

I think you're confusing him with me.

[Shadowed999]

not you because i feel you'd probably give me some of that crack you're smokin'

what?

I think you're confusing him with me.

yeah, he is

[Freeze]

what?

i was kidding

[Shadowed999]

i was kidding

Son, you know I told you not to make jokes about my past.

[Freeze]

Son, you know I told you not to make jokes about my past.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER >:C

[Shadowed999]

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER >:C

DON'T GIVE ME THAT TONE, YOUNG MAN! TO YOUR ROOM! Now.

[Joker Card]

Who would you want to meet? Everyone
Who would you want to see? Everyone
Who would you beat with a stick? No one.

[Name is Unavailable]

Who would you want to meet? Everyone.
Who would you want to see? PieSlapper
Who would you beat with a stick? Fun Blockland Man. Can I exchange my stick for a lead pipe though?

[dorkdotdan]

I would want to meet Everyone
I would want to see Dorky Dan
I would want to beat Nuclear Reaction, If I could exchange stick for Tank