Troll Cops Adventure!

[Jetlok]

yaaay! Together, they are... TROLL roosterS COPS!

okay, so Jetlok sees people doing this kind of stuff and thinks it's pretty neat, correct? Jetlok also thinks Troll Cops is a pretty neat song.
so then this terrible abomination of an idea was created! this is your basic stuffty "rape ROCK MAN" like adventure. just say what you think the troll cops, Terezi and Sollux, should do.

OTHER IMPORTANT stuff: This is a joke. learn that. you're either thinking "this makes Homestuck look bad!" or "I think Homestuck is bad!" shut up. Jetlok is a very terrible person and nothing he makes should influence your opinion.
also I didn't make Terezi/Sollux/any other homestuck elements, Andrew Hussie did.


You are the TROLL COPS! Terezi and Sollux, two trolls who have commited their lives to solving crimes, are TERRIBLY loving BORED. YOU ARE TERRIBLY loving BORED. You, as Terezi, express your TERRIBLE loving BORED-ness by turning your smile flip ways. Sitting in your white boring room which serves as your office is always boring, and on the floor of this very office, a walkie talkie is buzzing like an angry bee. What WILL you do?

REMEMBER: This is stupid. Do not let this influence your opinion of Homestuck at all.

[Ad Bot]

[Shinji]

Eat the walkie talkie

[Jetlok]

Delicious, but it won't fit! The buzzing makes your teeth feel weird. Well this is pointless, your efforts to consume the tasty device are futile. It keeps buzzing. Someone is trying to contact you.
Now what?

[Shinji]

Throw it at the wall then repeatedly smash your head against the wall.

[Lugnut]

Do that
then jump on it

[Chrono]

They look ugly.

Make them humans.

[Jetlok]

Okay, this is getting out of hand! There are people to save, criminals to stop! Your backup walkie talkie starts buzzing. Problem, forum?

also your hand is backwards.

They look ugly.

Make them humans.

But then they wouldn't be TROLL COPS!

Now what?

[Shinji]

Oh god I love this hahaha

[Jetlok]

I realized the walkie talkie is small in the first picture.
Pretend you didn't see that.

Oh god I love this hahaha

Good! Now preform something productive.

[Shinji]

Twist hand around, punch Zollux, eat his arm, then say completely unrelated stuff into the walkie talkie.

[Chrono]

rape ROCK MAN

[TwenteFreak]

Now preform something productive.

Make sweet love and form a baby

[Jetlok]

Ya gotta twist it flip ways!



BUCK3TS! 1 W4S 1NFORM3D TO S4Y STUP1D TH1NGS 1N H3R3! BLUH BLUH!

You briefly wonder why the .gif is so low quality, and glance back up to see it.

The walkie talkie has stopped buzzing, as you have turned the talk thing on. Someone may or may not be trying to tell you something.

What will you do? And nothing silly! You've already broken a walkie talkie, punched the other person in the face, and said vulgur comments into a walkie talkie. Enough tomfoolery!

[Kira100000]

Ask who is there

[Jetlok]

who'2 there? ii2 iit you aradiia?!
:33 > *the pounceller taps her paw as she waits for the operative's excuse to why he didnt pick up, and when he did, IT WAS STUPID!!*
oh 2orry ii wa2 doiing 2tupiid and uniimportant 2tuff
:33 > OF COURSE YOU WERE! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT BUCKETS?! EWWWWW!
no no that wa2 terezii 2he wa-
:33 > NO NO NO NO NO NO VERY TERRIBLE YOU ARE PAWFUL PEOPLE
AHH WHAT2 GOIING ON
:33 > I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
OKAY 2o what do you need?
:33 > the nefarious hipster is on the loose, he stole the bagel of the furthest ring, and is planning on eating it for breakfest!
THAT 2CUM, IIM ON THE CA2E!
:33 > he's still at the museam, go troll cops go!

You're on the case! You tell Terezi about it, and she thinks this is SOM3 PR3TTY D33P SH1T! What will you do? Hurry, the Nefarious Hipster is still at large!