Author Topic: Troll Cops Adventure! (Read 20038 times)

Shell · June 13, 2011, 02:22:34 PM

drive the hudson super six parked outside your house

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Jetlok · June 13, 2011, 02:58:55 PM

Aw snap! You hurry into your vehicle, honk honk! This a sweet ride, too bad you can't ride in it without being cropped so terribly. Oh well.

AWW YEAHHH. Too bad you are cropped terribly.

You arrive at the scene! This is where the bagel should be, along with the hipster! That shadow must be him, nobody else could fit that description. What will you do?

You briefly wonder why everything is so terrible. Maybe because Jetlok is waiting until this is actually going to work out, only then shall effort be put forth!

Shadowed999 · June 13, 2011, 03:00:51 PM

Go take a break.

Shell · June 13, 2011, 03:03:37 PM

grab your WEPON

and INFILTRATE

to gain WOMENS

Jetlok · June 13, 2011, 06:11:48 PM

forget YOU LOVE COFFEE.

Crappy flashing interests sure expresses your interests well.
Now what? Remember, the hipster could act at any mome-

Oops.

The Nefarious Hipster is on the run! With a jetpack! And the bagel! Hurry, think of something to do quick!

Kira100000 · June 13, 2011, 06:19:37 PM

Terezi: Throw Sollux at hipster

Shell · June 13, 2011, 06:49:55 PM

tell him that he's breaking the law

Jetlok · June 13, 2011, 06:59:40 PM

Alright, bullseye! It's ironic because you're blind. The hipster, along with Sollux are on the ground. Seems like the perfect time for a capture.

Kira100000 · June 13, 2011, 07:15:09 PM

Terezi: Examine scene

skelolego229 · June 13, 2011, 07:19:13 PM

Sollux: abscond

Shell · June 13, 2011, 07:28:53 PM

eat the bagel

Jetlok · June 13, 2011, 07:52:03 PM

H4H4H4, look at them! The hipster is caught, and could be loveually assaulted at any moment. You'll leave them alone, h3h3h3.

But not before a quick nibble...

forget. It was probably jelly filled, too! Who could have possibly done such a thing?

(Those last two were terrible. Whatever.)

Kira100000 · June 13, 2011, 07:53:04 PM

Sollux: Reach around hipster ;)

Shell · June 13, 2011, 08:17:49 PM

Use your super special radar wepon to track where the bagel is

Jetlok · June 13, 2011, 08:58:54 PM

Oho, your radar glasses don't sense a bagel of any kind. The bagel is long gone.
Sollux attempts to put his arm around the hipster to embrace him in a hug, but the hipster shys away. Maybe in the future, when you're closer related, you may cuddle. The hipster does not wish to spoon right now.