Author Topic: Troll Cops Adventure!  (Read 20303 times)

>Chase criminals with superfast pant powers


Damn it, it doesn't work! Too much static. You can't hear. You must know who the criminal is before you chase him with your pants powers. Now what?

Grab hands

Tune radio to correct station


YOU HAVE NO HANDS, YOU ARE PANTSKAT. DO SOMETHING SMART.




AGRHAHH! YOU DO THE PANTS-Y THING AND KICK THE RADIO AT THE SAME TIME! YOUR PANTS TURN GOLDEN, INCREASING YOUR POWER LEVEL, YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE! YOU GET READY TO KICK THE RADIO, HYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Success. You kicking it changed the turn-y thing, thus letting you hear the transmission!

Use stubby horns to listen.

listen to transmission


You listen in. There's a robbery at the mooseum, and the bagel of the furthest ring was stolen! This sounds like a job for PANTSKAT LEGTAS.

QUICKLY TO THE PANTS-MOBILE

Your PANTS-Y THING wears off.


VRRRRRRROOOOOOOM! TO THE SCENE!

Oh no, other people at the scene! What ever shall you do!?

Take pants off, brace for threesome with Sollux and Eridan


Forget them and get a drink from the Faygo vending machine