You take a gander over yonder.
He's trying to abscond, but not succeeding, the male cop has him cornered. Hardcore spooning is about to take place. But then you switch over to the police chief.
Grr! You are woken by a loud noise outside! You are the police chief, Equius Zahhak. You are also still in your nightgown. You like being the police chief, because you can order people around and sit around and drink coffee all day. You also have a big lovey 'stache.
You get up and look out the window to see what all the fuss is about. Oh it's just another harmless gang war. You hear your phone ringing too. It's downstairs.
You cut the stuff and answer it aleady, it's another troll cop. He says there was a robbery at the mooseum. You say is it the nefarious hipster. He says yes. You say okay.
What now?
