Author Topic: Funny School Stories  (Read 2507 times)

Share your funny school stories here! I have 2.

1. Our class wikispace got infected by a virus a few weeks before school was let out. A classmate's computer class PC had 12 viruses on it! One of them reached our class wikispace and did wicked things on it. My classmate Lily's profile was logged in to the computer and when the virus got attached...it did the wicked things and made it look like Lily did it. Our computer teacher went bonkors. She retired after that, and I hear she's gonna try to sue Wikispace. XD.

2. In 1st grade we were doing some worksheets and then some girl got up onto her desk (I can't remember who I'm in 7th grade now.) The girl started dancing and called everyone buttcracks. She got suspended after that. XD XD XD

Play Nyan cat on the art classroom computers.

thrusday(the day before the last day) so much fun lol, trying to get piggy back rides, penguin tits, fisting a penguin, being gangsters, fun day :D

I see no humor in your stories.

someone set fire to my school

Since we are the last group to eat lunch, on the last day of school the lunchladies carted out all of the food that was made over the last week, sandwiches, salads, pizza, mozzarella sticks, chocolate milk, etc., and gave it away. Kids were walking around with like, 7 pizzas, 3 chocolate milks, some even more. one kid ate 9 slices of pizza. It was fun.

though not funny.
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I used remote desktop connection to log off another kid

he lost all of his work :cookieMonster:

I used remote desktop connection to log off another kid

he lost all of his work :cookieMonster:
haha, i wish i knew how to do that

Since we are the last group to eat lunch, on the last day of school the lunchladies carted out all of the food that was made over the last week, sandwiches, salads, pizza, mozzarella sticks, chocolate milk, etc., and gave it away. Kids were walking around with like, 7 pizzas, 3 chocolate milks, some even more. one kid ate 9 slices of pizza. It was fun.

though not funny.

... Ew... What?

Me and my friend were playing a game where you have to hit eachothers hands, I dont really wanna explain it, but i got one of his hands out, and he tried to hit mine so i dodged it and ended up slapping a hot girls ass.

B)

The Fire alarms at our school say "Pull". Just pull.

So, I got a post-it note and wrote "For Candy" on it, and stuck it onto the bottom of the fire alarm in the gym.

Later, the fire alarm went off. :]

Me and my friend were playing a game where you have to hit eachothers hands, I dont really wanna explain it, but i got one of his hands out, and he tried to hit mine so i dodged it and ended up slapping a hot girls ass.

B)

Now you're cool because you accidentally violated a girl and therefore could get away with it. :cookieMonster:

The Fire alarms at our school say "Pull". Just pull.

So, I got a post-it note and wrote "For Candy" on it, and stuck it onto the bottom of the fire alarm in the gym.

Later, the fire alarm went off. :]

Not because of you. I sharpied out "Candy" and put "love." What love a boy would expect in the Boy's Gym is beyond me, but I'd rather not think about it.

last day of school 6th grade
everyone's bringing in handheld vidya games etc
ds has pictochat
you know where this is going

(hint:richards)

I farted on my Teachers Chair when she wasn't looking. When she sat down she was like "Darn! Something smells like Egg Salad!"


last day of school 6th grade
everyone's bringing in handheld vidya games etc
ds has pictochat
you know where this is going

(hint:richards)

Picochat is such a novelty. You'd only use it where you'd expect everyone is on it, but on the last day of school, you'd expect everyone on games and not that. At the very least, they wouldn't try it long enough to encounter you.

Then again, your story proves otherwise. Sad, really.

I farted on my Teachers Chair when she wasn't looking. When she sat down she was like "Darn! Something smells like Egg Salad!"