Author Topic: Funny School Stories  (Read 2515 times)


one time the teacher called me to the front of the class and then he sayed he dropped something and told me to pick it up and when i bended over to pick it up he tripped and grabbed my skirt and then his pants fell down and his richard was hard and it accidently went between my legs and he was like sorry but i got a detention

one time the teacher called me to the front of the class and then he sayed he dropped something and told me to pick it up and when i bended over to pick it up he tripped and grabbed my skirt and then his pants fell down and his richard was hard and it accidently went between my legs and he was like sorry but i got a detention

Why did YOU get detention?

one time the teacher called me to the front of the class and then he sayed he dropped something and told me to pick it up and when i bended over to pick it up he tripped and grabbed my skirt and then his pants fell down and his richard was hard and it accidently went between my legs and he was like sorry but i got a detention

Why did YOU get detention?

cuz i told him to stop an that my mom said im sposed to only show my special place to the guy i marry an he wroted me up for disrespect to staff

As a senior prank this year, the seniors started throwing water balloons everywhere during lunch. They blocked off the freshmen section of the commons and just rained down balloons on them all.

Then when the water balloons were done like...6 streakers ran through, some wearing jock straps, some wearing socks. One of them dropped his sock.

._.

And last year, about this same time, some kids went into a classroom for a project and turned on a fog machine. This fog machine filled the room with fog/smoke and set off the alarm. This was an hour before school, where the seniors and all their families were standing in line to get into senior breakfast. Everyone had to evacuate into the rain.

cuz i told him to stop an that my mom said im sposed to only show my special place to the guy i marry an he wroted me up for disrespect to staff

I think its disrespectful to flash someone.


Watch more TV.

You mean more Simpsons/Futurama or whatever that picture looks like from a show.

You mean more Simpsons/Futurama or whatever that picture looks like from a show.
It's Futurama.

I think its disrespectful to flash someone.

not if its the teacher

not if its the teacher

Your saying a teacher can stand up in class, wip out his shlong and say "LOOK AT MY snake friendS!" and not get in trouble?

Your saying a teacher can stand up in class, wip out his shlong and say "LOOK AT MY snake friendS!" and not get in trouble?

are teacher says if we tell on him then he will make shure we dont pass his class

are teacher says if we tell on him then he will make shure we dont pass his class

Shouldn't telling on him get him fired? I mean, public nudity is against the law.

Shouldn't telling on him get him fired? I mean, public nudity is against the law.

well even if i telled on him noone would beleive it so its better just to let sleepin dogs lye