Valuable Life Lessons

[lolbot]

Everyone has learned different things in life. If we pool our knowledge, I bet we could learn a lot from one another. I'll post some of my own life lessons a little later if this thread catches on at all.

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[Stocking]

What's the point in giving an item to the person in last place that only forgets up the person in first place? What were they even thinking when they made that?

[Kobewarrior]

It can't be a life lesson if Mario isn't real and came to kill us all with blue shells.

[lolbot]

What's the point in giving an item to the person in last place that only forgets up the person in first place? What were they even thinking when they made that?

They were thinking that mario kart is more fun when people don't "break away from the pack". Which is true to some degree, but blue shells just seem to punish you for doing well.

[Menen]

They were thinking that mario kart is more fun when people don't "break away from the pack". Which is true to some degree, but blue shells just seem to punish you for doing well.

YOU ARE DRIVING TO FAST YOU MUST KEEP ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS CLOSE BEHIND YOU

[Wedge]

I remember this one time when I was 16. I only made that mistake once.

Lesson learned: Do not be 16.

[_Rave_]

I remember this one time when I was 16. I only made that mistake once.

Lesson learned: Do not be 16.

Care to elaborate? :3

[fred da kiko]

Care to elaborate? :3

everything was going his way. he kicked a blue turtle.

[*Magick* Mage]

Being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, while all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: Where Caroline lives in my brain!

[_Rave_]

<3

[Stocking]

Being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, while all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: Where Caroline lives in my brain!

Caroline deleted.

[*Magick* Mage]

Caroline deleted.

Goodbye Caroline. You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson: The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.

[Smash Fan]

Blue Shells are one of the reasons of why nobody is good at Mario Kart.

[Slugger]

Goodbye Caroline. You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson: The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.

<3

[indyjones]

Crapping smells bad so don't do it.