Author Topic: Post Your Humorous Chat Logs (Read 1691 times)

Slugger · June 13, 2011, 10:15:44 PM

So this is a thread to post your messenger conversations, here is mine with one of my friends.

Friend wants to be anonymous, reposting

|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I would laugh if I had love before you
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: :D
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Holy stuff its 21 dollas?
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I thought it was 15?
Friend: lol
Friend: lolol
Friend: LOL
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Buy it for me
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Gay cigarettet
Friend: GTFO
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: NO
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I WILL NOT GET THE forget OUT
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: :D
Friend: Well
Friend: Brb
Friend: phone
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: PHONE
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: WHO NEEDS PHONES?
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: BACK IN MY DAY WE SHOUTED ACROSS THE WORLD
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: THEN THEY INTRODUCED THIS TELEGRAM
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: AND IM LIKE
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: WTF?
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: LAZY PEOPLE
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: BACK IN MY DA-
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: "SHUT THE forget UP GRANDPA"
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: "NO ONE GIVES A forget"
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: "Yea cool story bro"
Friend: lol
Friend: BACK IN MY DAY - MY FATHER HAD TO BEAT ME WITH A BOTTLE TO GET TO SLEEP
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Lol
Friend: OH THAT'S NOTHING!
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I need to post this
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: :D
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Brb, posting

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xHerobrinex · June 13, 2011, 10:16:47 PM

this is true

Vagabond · June 13, 2011, 10:22:49 PM

10:32 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: Tell me
10:32 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: I want some vulgar information stuff
10:33 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: And figured it best to ask a chick
10:33 p.m. - Aeris-Lies and Slander: Elaborate.
10:33 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: Any tips on eating a girl out? c:
10:34 p.m. - Aeris-Not Lies and Slander: Hahaha! Oh wow.
10:34 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: lol

IkeTheGeneric · June 13, 2011, 10:23:56 PM

Quote from: Vagabond on June 13, 2011, 10:22:49 PM

10:32 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: Tell me
10:32 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: I want some vulgar information stuff
10:33 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: And figured it best to ask a chick
10:33 p.m. - Aeris-Lies and Slander: Elaborate.
10:33 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: Any tips on eating a girl out? c:
10:34 p.m. - Aeris-Not Lies and Slander: Hahaha! Oh wow.
10:34 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: lol

He went to the right man for the issue

Slugger · June 13, 2011, 10:24:09 PM

Quote from: Vagabond on June 13, 2011, 10:22:49 PM

10:32 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: Tell me
10:32 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: I want some vulgar information stuff
10:33 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: And figured it best to ask a chick
10:33 p.m. - Aeris-Lies and Slander: Elaborate.
10:33 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: Any tips on eating a girl out? c:
10:34 p.m. - Aeris-Not Lies and Slander: Hahaha! Oh wow.
10:34 p.m. - =ADK= Dr. Pwoshi [Team Sammich]: lol

Olol

Edit: Ask him if he was part of the dead Trust Us, We're Doctors clan.

Zaure · June 13, 2011, 10:24:22 PM

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I don't really know what happens to me whenever I talk to lolice margatroid...

Vagabond · June 13, 2011, 10:25:20 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on June 13, 2011, 10:23:56 PM

He went to the right man for the issue

Lol yeah, Pwoshi is a funny guy.

Slugger · June 13, 2011, 10:29:26 PM

Quote from: Vagabond on June 13, 2011, 10:25:20 PM

Lol yeah, Pwoshi is a funny guy.

Is he? D:

Vagabond · June 13, 2011, 10:33:08 PM

Quote from: Slugger on June 13, 2011, 10:29:26 PM

Is he? D:

Lol yeah. I'm Aeris, encased you couldn't tell or didn't know.

Slugger · June 13, 2011, 10:45:19 PM

|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: DID I TELL YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY?
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Ware my game? I will give you my wares
Friend: ..My my.. Mr. Freemon.
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: But......
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Who is this freemon?
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I only know of the freeman
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: He lives next door
Friend: Mon' is the black freeman
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I farted
Friend: K cool
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: You might want to close the door
Friend: Be right back
Friend: DINNA
Friend: GTFO
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: DINNA
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I EAT MY DINNA LIKE COOL PEOPLE
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: FOO
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I WONT GET THE forget OUT
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: THIS IS MY loving CHAT
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I WILL CLOSE IT AND ALL THE CHAT WILL DISAPPEAR
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: SO WHAT NOW BITCH
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: xD
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: MAN, BUGS ARE CRAWLING INSIDE ME.

I ramble a forgetton, so yea, xD

Edit: Another, wow I feel so odd tonight.

Oblivi0us: Get off the love thing
Oblivi0us: love is like
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I was trolling
Oblivi0us: So unimportant
Oblivi0us: lol
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I agree, lol
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Also cuddling is so cools
Oblivi0us: Though, I'm ready because I'm almost 20
Oblivi0us: lol
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: LOL
Oblivi0us: But I haven't found anyone yet
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: VIRGIN
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Trolololol
Oblivi0us: Everyone SUCKS
Oblivi0us: forget them all
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Go find the girl with the biggest cans on the street
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: and say
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: "Hey, want my v card?"
Oblivi0us: yes, I'll go for the lady of the night
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Hell yea you should
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Take a picture
Oblivi0us: xD
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Show it to your friends
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: And they will be so jealous
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Then show it your children
Oblivi0us: Massive clitz
Oblivi0us: xD
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Then to your children
Oblivi0us: sigh
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Then to your childrens children
Oblivi0us: You would...
Oblivi0us: That would be the pride of my family
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Then their children will show it to their children
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Trololololololol
Oblivi0us: and then
Oblivi0us: Show it to god
Oblivi0us: Travel the seven seas
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: God isn't real, he is a buttsechs adict
Oblivi0us: God must be satan
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: I see him on my streat all the time
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Satan is his entrepreneur
|42Cdo|Mrn.Dr. Slugger: Man. religious people would be so pissed to see that :D

Dodger · June 13, 2011, 11:18:42 PM

10:03 PM - Kenji-san: Reaper, if you gift me The Witcher 2, I'll be your secret "special" buddy for life :-)
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: i wold love to
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: BUT DONT HAVE MONY
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: LOL!!!
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: chirs does
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: he bout wicher 2
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: i think he bought 2
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: on acident
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: or somtin
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: idk
10:04 PM - Kenji-san: Have to conjure cast monies spell
10:04 PM - Kenji-san: Ugh
10:04 PM - Kenji-san: stuff
10:04 PM - Kenji-san: I DID NOT WANT YEN
10:04 PM - Kenji-san: WTF
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: WOW DOGER
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: u sure just TROLED urself.
10:04 PM - [GGU] reaper: reported for trolling.
10:04 PM - Kenji-san: Damn

Slugger · June 13, 2011, 11:23:12 PM

Lol dodger, also what program are you using? My steam chat doesn't look like that.

Dodger · June 13, 2011, 11:24:38 PM

Maybe you don't have timestamps enabled in options? I am using steam.

Raeyok · June 13, 2011, 11:30:25 PM

1:01 AM - Skip: oh suddenly there's white stuff everywhere
11:01 AM - Kyzor³ººº: oh really now~
11:01 AM - Skip: too bad it's fog!
11:01 AM - Kyzor³ººº: you sure about that~~~
11:01 AM - Skip: yes
11:01 AM - Kyzor³ººº: k

Skip · June 13, 2011, 11:32:27 PM

Quote from: Raeyok on June 13, 2011, 11:30:25 PM

11:01 AM - Skip: oh suddenly there's white stuff everywhere
11:01 AM - Kyzor³ººº: oh really now~
11:01 AM - Skip: too bad it's fog!
11:01 AM - Kyzor³ººº: you sure about that~~~
11:01 AM - Skip: yes
11:01 AM - Kyzor³ººº: k

Ten points to anyone who can guess what game I'm talking about here.